Fuck Zodiac Signs, Which Of The Five Voices Are You In Your Friend Group?

Every time someone tells me they hate Shakespeare (which is frequently, bc people who hate Shakespeare r usually very proud of it and they need to tell me immediately when they learn that I'm a Shakespeare actor) I enact a sort of self contained stoic ritual where I remind myself that I do not need to be defending the most read and lauded and hegemonic English writer of all time even though I KNOW that they've only half-read Romeo and Juliet when they were 14 in a lame English class and formed a grudge and never changed their opinion. I have that knowledge and I allow it to wash over me and leave me undisturbed

"Why include sexism in your medieval fantasy setting unless you're sexist" is a stupid question but it is also quite easily answered by the fact that Death Bed's pre-alpha having rules about the strict gender roles of the middle ages and traits that are gender "locked" means it already has more mechanical support for gender-noncomformity as something personally meaningful to a character than D&D ever will with its stated indifference to what you write in the gender field of your character's sheet and the offhanded mention in the footnote of a side paragraph of the third reprinting of its least popular book that a god who doesn't appear in any official modules is nonbinary

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Date: May 15th, 2025

Deadline: June 1st, 2025

Status: RED

We are 48% through the month, and only 39% through the quota.

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good news! you're an animorph! bad news! you didn't know about the two-hour limit and got stuck in your first morph, which is whatever this wheel lands on

DEAR GOD!

THE HUMANITY!

Idea: The main antagonist of your Lancer campaign, a dangerous criminal you’ve been chasing across the galaxy, has been convicted of thought crimes. They cannot be allowed to spread their dangerous philosophy, for you see… they pronounce “mech” as if it rhymes with “fetch”.

"I do think the 'hot temper' Truth will apply to threatening to kill a 14 year old."

Okay, but I took it over to the national forest a few weeks ago, and the ranger was totally fine with it over there.

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Yeah. I made a reservation and everything. The guy I talked to on the phone said it was fine. Spot 27. Recreational vehicle.

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It’s a mech. Hiking chassis. Look, I’ve got the licensure documents right here. State inspection, registration, the whole nine yards. Fully de-mil. Asphalt safe, tree safe, zero emissions, low sound, civvie reactor—

—dude, dude—just calm down, okay? It’s—would you just—

It’s a coldcore. Coldcore. It runs cleaner than that truck you’re sitting in. What, do you think I’m carrying around uranium or something? Come on, man, give me a little credit.

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Yeah, it’s running now.

Oh, no—man, come on, it’s shielded. Just—

I think Death Bed is going to need a LOT of play testing

GO GO GADGET CASTIGATE THE ENEMIES OF THE GODHEAD