Sigh They Got Another One...

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

no sales for 5 days..

with the way Elon Musk keeps cutting the US's global south death squad money, i have to imagine that the water cooler talk in the CIA office the last few weeks has been exclusively plotting his assassination

i may concede that that is, indeed, a patty. textbook definition.

but there is no burger to be seen here. that is pork. not beef.

constance c bauer <3

old character i never got to use finally being revamped yayayay

probs gonna change helmet design when i do a full of the armor

as a heavy gunner i share many similarities with a god:

occupy a shrine (artillery battery)

given offerings (rations and ammunition)

prayed to (recieving orders via phone)

smites enemies (self-explanatory)

so i think i deserve a miko and increased alcohol rations

i made another one of these woah! @agentldiddy made the original idea and i turned it into one of these for it

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause