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I Had A Breakthrough On My Inventions. So I Get To Say Eureka

was pitching eureka to a friend and he just sent me this image titled "pathstopower.png"

i'm. afraid.

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

not to sound like a perv, but i'd play with your hair and listen to your problems

types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

within the day this gets reblogged by vex and corsair with their infinite followers and my phone turns into a high frequency blade with the notifs

this is what i get for being funny i guess

lancer has done things to me

i used christ-the-buddha as an expletive in front of my parents. i'm finished.

has this been done

We're offering a large selection of slop and abysmal dogshit today if anyone's interested

You can only reblog this today.

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