I Approve Of Powerscaling Discourse Only In Utterly Senseless Contexts. I Don't Give A Shit About Which

just took some holy antacids that were like skittles and i think thats freaky and weird. like hello, gracious defender, thank you for your service to my evil body— YOU DON’T TASTE LIKE DOGSHIT? impercievable! burned at the stake.

Meanwhile, back in Lancer...

We have established that HORUS is basically a mixture of Space 4chan and Space Kiwifarms. A bunch of Chronically Terminally Online anonymous dickheads who "ironically" embody all the worst Galaxy Brain memes that exist, have ever existed, and will never exist. This is known, yeah?

This, to me, implies the existence of a Space Something Awful, and the real reason HORUS exists is because Space Lowtax probably banned Four-Dimensional Paracausal Space Anime Porn or something.

So I might as well introduce Tumblr to the @vexwerewolf -style roast memes of some of the GMS systems I did a while back. I still gotta make the rest of them but like *attention span* amirite?

Sorry for shooting my toxic blood at you like a rifle in class earlier. I know this may seem inappropriate but I really want to kill you

I've been back on that comic script grind and I'm writing a scene where Lennon and Enzo play "Plates" which involves taking turns standing in front of a brick wall and throwing ceramic plates at said wall so they shatter around u and you're not supposed to flinch

its all "fuck canon" and "fanon ftw" until youre asked to care about girls because then its all "how could i ever be expected to like such an underdeveloped character?!"

watching a totally normal minecraft youtube video and i heard the words ‘parkour jump’ in quick succession and the guy missed it and my brain a.) went completely numb for at lease two seconds and b.) saw the jump and was like ‘thats just a two-block diagonal, you can make that.’ needless to say i hate what parkciv has done to me

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