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What song is he serenading apollo with (wrong answers only)

aromantic and interested in shipping in much the same way people are interested in superheroes. like man wouldnt it be cool if dating was real. id love to imagine what i would do if dating was real. here's my tierlist of the best kinds of dating. number 4 may surprise you.

just thinking about a mech cockpit as a stim toy, there would be so many buttons to press and switches to flip, and so many sensations

Yeah yeah fuck it, put the integrated autocannon on there

Wrist mounted rocket launcher, yeah. The machine guns where the eyes should be, big fuckoff sword, yeah

Fuck it, yeah, thirty ton VT jump jet kit, partial wing with folding legs, put talons on the fucking thing too, yeah

Hip holster for the one-handed flamethrower, LRM tubes with the deadfire missiles, radiometry suite that lets me see in fuckin x-ray, yeah

Microwave gun, laser AMS, the gauntlet with the HEAT in the knuckles, put all that extra shit on there, yeah

look id just be charmed to hear your thoughts about how to make a kidd work in 1v1 without the fuckin laser. so far i'm going in on drones and blackspot/nexus synergies but i truly am not fuckin meeting anyone in the damage race until i'm charged up and shivering their fucking timbers yknow???

fuck like the drake still has its defenses without the bigass gun sure but who the fuck am i supposed to be helping with a bunch of support systems that only work on other people in the 1v1????? am i supposed to be helping them kick my ass faster???? one of the other people employed by my liegelady said "strap a sword to it" but fuck if i can tell how that's supposed to be better than what i'm already fucking doing, yknow????

anyway i know you can't come to upper laurent bc fuckin stone but idk i'll let you know if i'm ever around san simeon and maybe i can rent something bc fuck i need a break from the kidd

-pankrakidd anon (i've got a blog now though: @thepankratikidd)

YOU'RE RUNNIN' FUCKING 1V1'S IN A KIDD???

Christ-the-Buddha, okay, I think you can make this work. Much as I hate to fuckin' shill for the Armory, I'd grab yourself a Legion Nexus and start figurin' out how to engineer yourself a secondary weapon. Pretty sure you're gonna wanna talk to some Armory guys about weaponizin' the reactor heat you're about to start rackin' up.

If you do ever come to San Simeon, get your ass in a fuckin' Tortie or somethin' and come square up, I'll teach ya all about IPS-N controls by beatin' your ass with 'em.

-Han Jae-

huh. neat.

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

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