{This Is Ooc, But. I Had To Post This Stupid Little Thing I Made}

@ankirgraves

i love poison omelette

Nice opinion

however

I have placed a landmine in an unknown location every step you take is a risky move

this one

this one understands

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

Hey do any of you all ever do this:

-going about day normally

-stop suddenly at thought about a Lancer game

-resist urge to go throttle GM (former or present) because of said thought

does this to you

man i need to lancerpost more often

in all seriousness jesus christ my phone has not stopped exploding for like three days

i'm enjoying all the constructive takes though. love you mech nerds. mwah.

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

My disciples are lowkey starting to annoy me