“I Really Like Your Turtle. Better Than Most Of The Fish.”

Oh to be a repressed late-victorian man and have your Companion tm call you by your first name,

🥭 🥭🥭🥭

sorry bro but according to my calculations you now have to kiss me on the lips. bro it’s in the math right here i checked it with a calculator and everything

slinking about

oh no i dropped my sea slugs

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a

i wonder if queer people are so fond of mythical creatures because they’ve been taught that their own identities are just as fictitious

love replacing my feelings with new clothes

anxiety -> no sleep

no sleep -> anxiety

depression -> no motivation

no motivation -> no exercise

no exercise -> depression

Sometimes you just have to do things for the dramatic tension you know?

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it