Sorry Bro But According To My Calculations You Now Have To Kiss Me On The Lips. Bro It’s In The Math

being an earthworm would be pretty tight

Secret Lovers by Mahdieh Farhadkiaei

John’s bouta move out (because his feelings for Sherlock are overwhelming and he can’t take it anymore shh). Sherlock is confused and upset and NOT bouta let that happen. Also Sherlock is touch starved.

I wrote this thing about my favorite boys. :)

you are Ridiculous and you Make My Day

This makes my heart warm . . . like a piece of wet toast

DEAR ARTISTS, PLEASE READ THIS POST I STUMBLED ACROSS

IF YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS ALREADY, YOU SHOULD TRY IT

I even tested it out myself, it works great

Oh to be a repressed late-victorian man and have your Companion tm call you by your first name,

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

Ultimately The Good Place posited the thesis that if we’re all kind to each other, if we all try to contribute meaningfully and lovingly to one another’s lives, maybe — just maybe — everything will be fine