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to the misfortune of them i surround myself with many guy who has ibuprofen (very thankful) (very sorry)

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

Last night, I dreamed there was this really popular youtube channel called “WolfpackDan”, and it was a guy who literally lived with a pack of wolves in the forest, just documenting daily life.

Now, I need you to understand that Dan was not some sort of Coyote Peterson type. He looked and dressed like someone who would pretend to get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer and say “bruh” unironically. He looked like the “bro I am straight up not having a good time” guy. But there he was, literally living in the forest with a wolf pack, recording and uploading videos with his phone.

One of his videos opened with him talking to the camera about “yeah, the pack went hunting today and just made a kill”. He turned his wrist to pan his phone over his shoulder, where four wolves are pinning down and tearing into a whitetail buck who is two gasps away from death.

“We’re actually hoping to make two kills today,” he added, panning his phone the other way to show two more wolves latching onto a second deer. “The Old Lady’s pups are growing really fast and it’s getting harder to provide for them. Once they can join the hunt, that’ll be a huge weight off everyone’s shoulders.”

He panned back to the first deer, where the wolves were now tearing into the meal. “I’m really hoping they’ll leave the pelt on this one intact,” he said. “I need a new cape. Winter is coming, guys.” 

The last shot of that video was him running through the trees with the pack, with a still-bloody deer hide draped over his shoulders.

I can’t remember any more of his specific videos, but the gist I got from them was that he actually was a contributing member of the pack (hence the “we”) and had been raised at least partially by the wolves themselves. Not sure how they raised him into this dudebro-looking twenty-something with a name like Dan, but they did?

Where did he get his phone? How did he pay for his data? Who taught him English? Why did he dress like that?

I have so many questions for WolfpackDan.

Yes, I do bring "Hello, my associate." vibes to the function.

shook me to my core. the world needs this right now

WE FUCKING LIVED

ok so i just freaked out a little bit!!!!!

im sure someone pointed this out already but in “would you fall in love with me again”, Odysseus details his wrongdoings from his journey home, but in the instrumentals, you can hear little callbacks to precious sagas!

when Odysseus says “left a trail of red on every island”, you can hear trumpets to the melody of ruthlessness

when he says, “as i traded friends like objects I could use”, you can hear a bit of circe’s motif i think!!!

and when he says, “hurt more lives than i can count on my hands” , you can hear some of mutiny!!!

just thought it was super cool, especially since it’s the last song of the last saga

ily epic <3333 ily jorge and cast <333

lord arum he who rules the swamp of titans blooms!!!!

anya my beloved

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me