Sometimes I Feel Like Im Climing Up This Incline Again Alone But Thankully Sisypus And The Itsy Bitsy

lmao.

*tucks you in*

*gives you a glass of water*

lmfao.

*turns down the lights to your preferred level of dimmness*

*turns on your fan to keep the room cool and give you some gentle white noise*

goodnight.

YIPPEEEE

what if gatsby was a mushroom and he called people “old spore” instead

first ever playthrough of stardew valley is going great so far

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

Juno, doing his Hyperion City brooding monologue: In this world, it's either cock your gun, or gun your c[EXTREMELY LOUD AND COOL GUITAR RIFF THANKS RYAN VIBERT]

favorite juno-isms:

when he enters a room calling for someone but the room is empty so he just trails off their name and goes "... isnt. here?" like who r u saying that to sweet pea

"aw. :("

*growls*

when he's trying to piss someone off and u can FEEL his shit-eating grin

when he zones back in from an inner monologue

"... what."

voice cracks when he's upset giving him away so instantly

absolute shit pair of lungs. he's wheezing after 1 (one) flight of stairs

when he gets called out and starts sulking like the big baby he is

how easy it is for him to get caught up in a moment. see: him joining in on this "time for lunch" riot in the infernal grind, the countless times he's ignored the rest of the world because he's "on a roll", how easily he fell in with the aurinko family

the worst puns ever conceived by humankind

"ow. :/"

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

me with a really bad headache: :( me remembering i have humankind’s savior advil: :D

reality is an illusion