When Ur Talking To A New Online Friend And They Say "bloody" For The First Time

Mutuals noooooo stop trying to kill yourselves I like you guys alive

......guilty!

personally I don't think if you're a kid you should be using your real name on the internet. very easy for people to find out too much about you. instead you should spend years using a different made-up name that becomes part of your persona to an arguably even greater degree than your actual name and then when you grow up and find out you're trans you have a ready-made name to switch to even if it's probably like Leaf or something

all of this except the part about having an ex cause i don't have one. (not an official one anyway)

when your being too loud n she covers your mouth n goes “i know baby i know…” OH MY GODDD😩😩

i miss my ex

Give it up for the people just realizing they're queer right now, actually. This is a really scary time to be queer, i imagine even scarier to be coming to terms with your identity and/or trying to figure yourself out. You're doing amazing and i think you're super super brave.

that one line in so high school-taylor swift where she says "touch me while your bros play grand theft auto" i giggle every time because its so unserious 😭

but on the other hand, that one line in skinny-billie eilish where she says "and the old me is still me and maybe the real me and i think she's pretty" literally rips my heart out every time

something i keep experiencing

Executive dysfunction is kinda wild some times what do you mean I have a ziploc bag of pasta in my fridge because washing the one Tupperware I own would have dealt too much psychic damage

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

literally. anyways who wants to give me head :3

adding “:3” to the end of my messages like I didn’t just write the most disgustingly down bad and horny shit known to man

women are so hot I’m so glad I’m not straight

what the hell is wrong with her shes insane.

like the moaning?? HELLO?????