Women Are So Hot I’m So Glad I’m Not Straight

in hysterics

i go CRAZYYY for switch!billie.

esp since im actually the switchiest switch to ever have switched

switch!billie canons? 🙏🙏

switch!billie headcanons

→ switch!billie who teases you all night just to end up begging under you the second the door closes

→ switch!billie who calls you “baby” and “pretty girl” while you ride her, moaning into your mouth

→ switch!billie who slaps your ass and pulls your hair one night, then whines for you to choke her the next

→ switch!billie who gets cocky until you pull her hair and she folds instantly

→ switch!billie who says “you’re mine” while her legs are shaking under your touch

→ switch!billie who grinds on your thigh while fingering you, both of you desperate and clinging

→ switch!billie who makes you beg on your knees and then collapses when you get your hands on her

→ switch!billie who tugs your panties down with her teeth, but goes breathless when you push her on her back

→ switch!billie who says “you gonna be good for me?” while already soaking the strap you’re putting on

→ switch!billie who marks you up with bruises and scratches and then asks sweetly, “can I have one too?”

→ switch!billie who moans louder than you when you ride her strap and talk dirty in her ear

→ switch!billie who brats just so you’ll pin her down and fuck her until she can’t talk

→ switch!billie who ties you up one night, and then the next begs you to do the same to her

→ switch!billie who’ll dom the shit out of you until she’s whining and whimpering under your fingers ten minutes later

where my fellow autistic lesbian that use sex/masturbation as a form of stimming? like yeah im seeking sensory input, input your strap into me 🫠

wanna get 2 know you better ;)

-🫧

omg yes hello! ask me whatever u want babes :)

LITERALLY LMAO its always the middle of the night where im so awake and im like "omg i can do EVERYTHING at once" and I do...but during the day im like "brush teeth too hard :( wanna sleep" even if ive slept 10 hours 💀

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

THIS

also its weird to assume that all detrans people are transphobic when in fact most of them support trans people and are grateful that they had the opportunity to explore their identity in the first place.

its stupid transphobes that put words in their mouths like "detrans people regret their transition they dont want anyone else to go through that!!!" when in fact most detrans people do not regret their transition in the way transphobes think they do💀

just saw a post where someone put “detrans dni” and like… hey we should be supporting detransitioned people bc if we don’t terfs will

me comforting my mutuals

me too please ill wait in line behind u

need her to shred me next

im so gay.

Umlmmmmm…I don’t know that I can? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!