When The Devil Couldnt Reach Me So He Gave Me Anxious-avoidant Attachment.

when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

my mom literally has a friend who dyes her hair a different bright neon color every month and wears the least natural makeup possible. and shes in her 40s or 50s i think. but no shes not gay shes js european 😭

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

ate an apple, would much rather be eating you out, pretty baby

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oh i would let you eat me out whenever you crave me. but i also love eating apples. esp my apple anon.

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

i fully support this

i propose that instead of pride month, we have queer year (queer people are treated like actual people all year long)

edit: @ilackhumanqualities wins best addition to this post

HI you i lava you smsm i woke up this morning and my inbox was flooded with your notifs it made me so happy.

AWWWWWW THATS SO SWEET i lava u too mwah!!

what the hell is wrong with her shes insane.

like the moaning?? HELLO?????

hi guys im a bit newer here!! i love the fandom communities i find here. i guess this is js gonna be a blog of my random thoughts and my asks are open <3 random question, how do you guys make your text look so pretty and how do u do the strikethrough lol? i have a strikethrough on my keyboard but it comes out looking all wrong l̶i̶k̶e̶ t̶h̶i̶s̶ l̶m̶a̶o̶ h̶e̶l̶p̶p̶p̶ 😭

i know they say virgins get wet easily, but holy shit im soaked from imagining reading that. need that so fucking badly.

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ohhh baby you're a virgin too? god that's so hot. i love hearing how needy you are for me, it turns me on so bad. i could get off just thinking about that.