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My friend has started calling Minkowski Wazowski.

Do whatever you like with that information

I did.

Lord Peanut on his vacation in france

if anyone draws me anything ever

im going to stare at it

im going to grin like an idiot

i dont care if you think its bad or not

i love it

i love you

un-snorp syndrome

the year is 2XXX, a family sits eating dinner. the son quietly eats his food, much to his mother’s dismay. “son. you’re not snorping your beans like you used too,” she says, frowning. the boy sighs, setting his fork down in defeat. “yes mother, i know. i just haven’t been feeling… snorpy lately.” the whole family gasps, staring at the un-snorpy boy in horror. a baby is heard crying in the distance. sirens begin to go off, echoing down the neighborhood. the front door is suddenly whipped open, the FBI pouring in like a flood. the boy cries, for he knows what has been done. he is taken away to snorp camp. and never seen again.

Made me think of this

the impulse to set things on fire just to make a fire. where does it come from.

SEASONS GREASONS

Happy holidays, tumblr! (feat. Shyam and Talita)

PATREON | STORE | Runaway to the Stars  

Dudes in the 1100s all had names like metamorphosis retch

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Tfw you remember the pizza you put in the oven 2 hours ago

[ID: A digital doodle comic featuring Tim and Danny Stoker. Tim is lined in purple, and Danny is lined in yellow. Tim wearing casual clothes, sits on a couch. He is whistling while playing on his phone, with the front door visible behind him. Then Danny, wearing a banana costume and looking enraged, kicks the door open with a "wham", startling Tim so badly he throws his phone. Danny gets in Tim's face, yelling "potassium" and Tim, also yelling, asks "why" looking confused and distressed. end ID]

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danny banany. that's it that's the post. happy tim stoker tuesday

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The tales of legendary space pirate Maximum Action, his boyfriend Robin Dabank, their crewmates Hugh Jass, Frida Gomam and Isaac de Snuts and of course their ship, the Big Red Hole