Thank you my friend.
jürgen leitner rant but I made it german (and 200% more cursed)
jürgen leitner is such a peak german name, I just had to. that being said if someone makes a norwegian version I’ll actually go ham
original rant credit ofc to legends @insidepuns and @octopodian, also laquo (on yt) whose french translation made me go “haha translation goes brrr”
Man, she sure does have a lot
Every reblog removes one HP from the queen
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this
OH! Thank you very much! *gently holds birb*
I'm all of the above.
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
I think my soul just left my body
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
Shut up you skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice-cream-cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full-blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones Flintstone hormone friendzoned Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up.
ok, so i want to know
when you look at this image, reblog and tag the first character it reminds you of
Tfw you remember the pizza you put in the oven 2 hours ago
[ID: A digital doodle comic featuring Tim and Danny Stoker. Tim is lined in purple, and Danny is lined in yellow. Tim wearing casual clothes, sits on a couch. He is whistling while playing on his phone, with the front door visible behind him. Then Danny, wearing a banana costume and looking enraged, kicks the door open with a "wham", startling Tim so badly he throws his phone. Danny gets in Tim's face, yelling "potassium" and Tim, also yelling, asks "why" looking confused and distressed. end ID]
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danny banany. that's it that's the post. happy tim stoker tuesday
Unnatural Disaster and the little thief for @junoverseposting (go read his fics if you haven’t already)
Svenka, 19, she/they. Meme scientist, podcast enthusiast and probably an eldritch abomination. On this blog i post whatever my braincell secretes.
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