If That Isn't The Funniest Shit I've Seen All Week Then I Don't Know

This is literally my first original post on tumblr after 5 years of use. 20k reblogs, and (1) picture of my cat in a scarf. Appreciate her.

Ok first of all, fuck you. Second of all how dare you?

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

I drew SCP-391. I love her.

@dumbasswithapen literally us <3

come play blorbos with me

we can do tghis. our touy

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Mekhane is the gun...

Does Mekhane have a gun?

Many

ok, so i want to know

when you look at this image, reblog and tag the first character it reminds you of

October can’t come soon enough

baikal seals look like if you do so much as breathe a single molecule on them theyll disintegrate into a small puddle of tears

they look like they make the laminated sheet wobble sound unprompted and constantly