I Hate The Idea Of The Subconscious Mind. I Have A Hunk Of Meat That Makes Up My Personality But It’s

soup but you replace the soup with ketchup

Am I the only one who only cries at happy things and not at sad things????

Like I never tear up when a beloved character dies, but if that same character says something about believing in their found family or some shit I’m broken for the next week.

Fuck tragic character death or trauma I only cry when everyone in Lego Movie 2 starts singing together about how they won’t give up when they’re stuck in the Bin of Storajj.

bro...I’m 100% straight bro...what do you think you’re doing with those perfectly kissable lips bro...

animal crossing but it’s just people in fur suits.

in the mood to write poetry in a notebook while holding a ball python in my left hand.

y’all ever think about how bananas it is

the v in vtuber stands for vore

As someone who likes using the internet it’s easy to find stories and drama from fandoms and stuff that are really interesting but I will never bring them up out of the fear of evoking said fandom’s wrath or just being in eye shot of them

I am funny man