Hot Take I Know Its Fun To Joke About It Because How School Systems Have Treated Us All Poorly And Made

So I saw Captain Marvel tonight and all I can say is that Carol ABSOLUTELY would have been 100% into the fact that Peter Quill tried to challenge Ronan the Accuser to a dance-off

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: You’ve got some frog skeletons AND a matchbook. You are fuckin set aries. You’re good, nothing can stop you.

Taurus: Today for tauruses, switching to spanish for uno momento will cause you to burst into flames so dont do that.

Gemini: Strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet, and friends are archenemies that havent tried to kill you yet.

Cancer: Today your illicit plans will cross the border into a full on fiendish plot. Congratulations cancer!

Leo: Instinct will kick in when you realize you havent dug up any old grave, you dug up the grave of famous Belgian painter James Ensor. 

Virgo: Turbo Botany.

Libra: All is done Libra. Let the past wash over you like a bathtub full of orange soda. 

Scorpio: Never attribute to bad luck that which can be attributed to a CIA counterintelligence operation.

Ophiuchus: No way of telling until you try. Wear insulated clothing, and the stars say not heat insulated, electrical insulation. 

Sagittarius: The heavenly bodies align to protect you today Sagittarius. If you get into trouble, the planet Jupiter will show up with a switchblade. 

Capricorn: No rest for the wicked, and that includes you. 

Aquarius: Communication. Write your affections on your significant other in permanent marker while they are asleep. Apologize profusely afterwards. 

Pisces: When I asked the stars for your fortune they showed me a bunch of leaves they had glued to the wall so it spelled out “God is Dead”.

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Thanks to @puckingsassyjools, I have now found my favorite wikipedia article ever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ice_hockey_nicknames

To highlight a few of the best:

Bobrovsky’s nickname is just his name, but LOUD

“Squidney”

How many hockey players are we gonna call dad/daddy?

so many

“injured”

Johnny Hockey is now a registered trademark (I really hope they say TM out loud)

wow rude

“Mack, stylized as MacK, released a new record yesterday…”

“Knees breathin’ heavy”?????

and they spelled Corndog McTwinkletoes wrong

“Yeast Infection”

I honestly can’t pick a favorite

these are honestly getting out of hand

“WIFEY”

“Justin Bieber of Hockey”

“Captain Serious”

and finally

the best

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Happy New Year’s Eve!

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