Hmmm Why Does My Uterus Hurt And Why Do I Feel Kinda Off. Weird. Surely These Are Not The Warning Symptoms

AWWW💕💕💕💕💕

lil mudskipper painting :]

referenced from a frame from this video

radio blasting jungle noises, underneath a gigantic blanket while simultaneously in antarctica, frozen in ice that’s buried in snow to be preserved for the generations to come

next question 😃

tell me

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK‼️‼️‼️‼️📢📢📢🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Tbh I'm kind of sick of all these artists using churches and my religion for their weird aesthetic purposes or whatever. "Who cares, they were allowed to do it" yeah and that makes you even more stupid like you KNEW it wasn't appropiate but still CHOSE to do it. Also I bet you wouldn't do it in a jewish synagoge or a buddhist temple so... double standards

literally so real 😫😫😫

I NEED TO TAKE A NIBBLE….JUST..ONE..BITE!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

normalize cuteness aggression against cute guys. let me bite that man

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

Yk as someone who got into Tumblr and left it almost 4 years ago now and finally refound my love for this crazy website. Finding you still here is like an adventurer coming back after years of travel and seeing the tavern keep from his old town still works there and you sit down to take a sip of one of your wild magical drinks

I'd refer to myself as an old wrinkly wizard, one who might've lost his apprentice in a cave filled with fucked up hell-spiders and now drinks his sorrows away, night after night in the old tavern. Or maybe a hot dragon with a huge cock.

x

LITERALLY ME NOT EVEN TWO SECONDS AGO

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

I love how the world perceives tumblr as useless platform. No world news here. No algorithm. No verified accounts. Ads are about Pikachu cosplayer and shoelaces. Folks that's exactly how social media should be

Will recreate this VERBATIM with my own body. This has made it on my bucket list 😈😈😈😈😈

I want every stained glass window artisan to either:

Cower in fear at the thought of my body slamming into their work of art and perfectly portraying the figure on it with a comical expression

OR 🤭🤭

sob literal tears of joy at the miracle of how the window did not shatter into a million pieces at the sheer force of my body’s impact and at the beauty of how life imitates art 🖼️ 🎨 🖌️ 💕💕

visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it