Some Of Y’all With Printed Copies Of Fanfiction Are Going To Die Someday And Your Books Will End Up

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

OK WTF WAS THAT EARTHQUAKE?!?!? HOLY SHIT

radio blasting jungle noises, underneath a gigantic blanket while simultaneously in antarctica, frozen in ice that’s buried in snow to be preserved for the generations to come

next question 😃

tell me

Gosh just realized I’ve been reading ao3 since like 1:30….its 7:30 😭😭😭

Im on CHAPTER THIRTEEN and each chapter is like 70,000 words…be so srs (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) - GOD BLESS FIC WRITERS 💝💝🎀🎀

reblogging to share w my mutuals and whatever wayward soul stumbles upon this beauty <33

The Rain Stick

by Seamus Heaney

Up-end the stick and what happens next is a music that you never would have known to listen for. In a cactus stalk

Downpour, sluice-rush, spillage and backwash come flowing through. You stand there like a pipe being played by water, you shake it again lightly

and diminuendo runs through all its scales like a gutter stopping trickling. And now here comes a sprinkle of drops out of the freshened leaves,

Then subtle little wets off grass and daisies; the glitter-drizzle, almost-breaths of air. up-end the stick again. What happens next

is undiminished for having happened once, twice, ten, and thousand times before. who cares if all the music that transpires

is the fall of grit or dry seeds through a cactus? You are like a rich man entering heaven through the ear of a raindrop. Listen now again.  

compliments about your appearance are cool, but when somebody compliments you as a person, the way you think, your laugh, your personality, how genuine your heart is, that hits different.

fanfictions aren’t enough i need this man to fuck me

“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️

🏃🏻💨💨

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.