I Was Kinda Wondering Why You Abandoned Your Fics? I Just Discovered Your Account And I've Read A Few

I fucking love all the fat Taako positivity going around right now, especially with the McElroy boys chipping in and standing up for it! I'm all for soft and curved Taako looking gorgeous as hell as he kicks ass, all with his winged eye liner being sharp enough to kill a man. I love the thought of him rocking crop-tops and low cut shirts and skirts, but not giving a fuck about his soft belly and thick thighs because he knows how fucking gorgeous he is. Those thick thighs of his could crush someone's skull no problem just try him I dare you. But I also love the concept of scrawny and knobbly-kneed Taako who can be picked up single-handily by Magnus with ease. Like enemies underestimate this 'powerful and dangerous' elven wizard they've heard so much about cause he looks like a stiff breeze could blow over his stretched out frame, but the recoil from him blowing their asses up doesn't faze him whatsoever. He'd break a persons nose with the 'frail and dainty' hands that they just insulted. Fuck them. Give me all the beautiful Taako's and their diverse body images. Hell yes.

this idea was funnier when i thought of it at 3 am i swear

You know it's true

Dipper and Mabel are going to be so fucking feral when they get back to their home. At first the thought was kind of funny - Mabel always tossing her grappling hook around or lugging around Waddles, and Dipper literally scrawling hundreds of symbols and runes onto his wall, just in case - but then it got sad really quick. Dipper being unable to go to sleep most nights, scared that Bill was going to find him at his most vulnerable. His parents having to adapt to the deep bags always lurking under his eyes and the way he would jump at any sudden movement. And his parents wouldn't get anything out of him most of the time, the boy so afraid that his parents might get caught up in the huge mess that was his and Mabel's summer; now their life. And sweet, kind, pacifist Mabel; who can now fight dirtier than the scum of the street. Although she hasn't outgrown her childish behaviour, she often lapses into solemn expressions and watches everyone closely; like something could happen at any moment. Like someone could hurt themselves or simply disappear. Their parents are confused and concerned when Mabel moves into Dipper's room - they had stopped sharing a room a few years ago - but Dipper can't sleep without knowing if Mabel's okay, or a comforting presence to wake up from his night terror's to, and Mabel can't wake up every morning to a zombie, rather than a brother. But Mr and Mrs Pines have raised those kids for twelve years, and they have always understood the two's needs, and have been more than prepared to be there for them, or to let them be. So they learn to make a bit more coffee in the morning, just in case Dipper has had a bad night. They learn to leave blankets out everywhere, in case one of the sleep-deprived twins crashes there for the night. They start to tread louder, so not to startle their kids, and they take to wearing the start bracelets, charms and symbols that their two kids all but force on them; anything for their kids to feel better, safer. And it begins to work. It takes months maybe years, but the family learns how to function. Grunkle Stan becomes a common part of their life, as well as the many other friends that the twins had made over their summer in Gravity Falls; Wendy and Soos stay for weekends whenever they can, and even Pacifica has visited once or twice, just to check up on them. So when Great-uncle Ford comes edging through the door, Mr and Mrs Pines just pulls out another chair and sets up another bed. They'll do anything to keep their babies safe, and if that means rolling with a few punches, their more than happy to do it.

Holy shit I was just making a mild observation. I didn't expect to get such an extensive answer. Nice!

The best thing about Blue Exorcist is that the True Cross Academy literally lets a demon that they CLEARLY don’t trust be in charge of the entire school. Just like…they don’t trust Mephisto at all yet they let him take care of the next gen of exorcists???? Who the hell let this flamboyant sinner take control???

Me, at the start of FMA: B: oh man it’s so cool that Central is shaped like a transmutation circle. What a nifty little extra nod to alchemy by the designers.

Me, 30 eps later: OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!!!

big bros pouting at their baby boos (^‿^✿)

Okay, here's my pretty terrible drawing for my series From the Valleys to the Heavens which can be found on FF. It doesn't really look like them at all, but from left to right it's Sting, Lucy/Tia and then Ryos (Rogue).

Check out my story if you like FT stories with OCs/Self-inserts.

Everyone in the tags is like: “don’t worry OP it gets better! Stick it out! Jon becomes less of a bastard later on! Soon they’ll both be pining and you’ll love it!”

Me, halfway through S2 and Jon’s ongoing and full-on ‘I’m-going-through-a-complete-paranoid-psychotic-breakdown-rn-and-i’m-dragging-all-you-fuckers-with-me’ rage fest, which includes verbally harassing and stalking Martin: uh-huh. sure.

*Hears all about TMA and how Jon and Martin are one of the most tender and heartbreaking romances in podcasting*

*Me, ecstatic for some more sweet gay pining, starts listening from the beginning*

Jon, first ep: so yeah those new researchers in the archives Sasha and Tim are on thin fuxking ice but fuck that Martin guy, he’ll never amount to anything

Me:

While rewatching Miraculous Ladybug today I realised how poorly the children hide when they transform. Marinette jumped behind a wooden bench in a public park right by a fence in Climatika??? That's not very genius hiding. Now I'm all for the head cannon that the Miraculous have glamours to hide their identity, but I also like the idea of a Danny Phantom kind of scenario. Like literally every civilian KNOWS who Ladybug and Chat Noir are because they've seen them transform right in front of them when the kids think they're hiding so cleverly in bloody plain sight on the street and just outside class. However they don't have the heart to tell the kids that they know as they try so hard to keep their identities hidden (it's not their fault they're not very aware of their surroundings), so instead everyone just...pretends they don't know. Shop owners will give Adrien and Marinette free products when they realise who they are, but Adrien waves them off as part of being famous and Marinette is too sweet to not believe their excuses of there being extra stock. Their teachers even give them slack when they come in with bags under their eyes after a late night of chasing an akuma. Alya directs outsiders and tourists away from their identities by feeding the Lasyblog false information. The Parisians are very protective of their heroes. So basically we just see the series from Marinette and occasionally Adrian's view, in which they keep their identity safe. Meanwhile everyone around them are trying their best to support the two young teens as discreetly as possible.

Who would win in a fight?

An eternal being who has spent decades coalescing power, manipulating kings, learning the deepest of darkest of Big Magyck

or

One rowdy orphan who cut his teeth on bigots, terminator’d his way through several grievous wounds to get to his love, and has a gun