Gravity Falls + Text Post Meme (5/?)

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

*person with a high-ranking title demanding the respect that comes with it appears*

Johnny sims, duel-wielding his real life and mechanisms persona: *cocks gun*

PB? Personal Best? No you mean Personal Bawling. I'm going for my record tonight.

Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic is one of the wokest shows out there and nothing will convince me otherwise

First and foremost, the world building within Magi is simply phenomenal. Within a matter of episodes you have an in-depth understanding of the social, political and economic structure of the world without burning hardly any brain cells. And the series does one of the most amazing jobs I've ever seen in anime by directly addressing the horrific issues that come with this world. There is no pussy footing around when it comes to slavery. It isn't censored or looked at through rose-coloured glasses. It's depicted as the fucking crime against humanity it is. Additionally Morgiana's history as a slave isn't glossed over, or made into a small facet of her being vulnerable to make her fit into the damsel-in-distress love archetype. Instead the creators blatantly show her struggling with PTSD and doing her best to deal with it by freeing others. The show also deals brilliantly with all aspects of anxiety, with majority of Alibaba's character growth coming from facing and learning to cope with the fact that he does have anxiety, and understanding that parts aren't due to himself and his failures, but rather the treatment he was given by others and their overbearing expectations; something that all people with anxiety can relate to as self-loathing is difficult to admit, let alone try to overcome. Sahbmad the deputy King further solidifies Magi's place as a work of social commentary and attempts to normalise and address issues like anxiety. The man faces literally crippling social and general anxiety, yet he becomes one of the greatest heroes of the series for all of us who have struggled with anxiety before by fucking standing up to his (abusive) brother and setting things right. Alibaba's support for him only further supports the fact that anxiety is real and common, but also that it can be dealt with by the aid of others and admitting that there is something wrong in the first place. These are only a few social issues addressed in Magi, and the addition of moments like indicating that Alibaba's mother's job as a prostitute was something to be respected rather than be ashamed of, as she was only caring for her kids, solidifies the show as one of the most underrated woke shows out there. For the love of every god please watch Magi you won't be disappointed.

MY REIGN OF TERROR SHALL NEVER END

Are you still writing stories anywhere? Or are you done altogether, not just on Fanfiction?

I have only posted on FF, and it’s been over two years since I last posted. However, I have finished my schooling for now and have suddenly gained a lot of free time. Thus, I actually have a pretty good outline of my story Mimic coming together, and the tentative beginnings of FtVttH. I won’t be writing them in a traditional sense as they are massive projects, but rather in a summary form with detailed interactions and lots of head cannons within it. So, basically, I’m actually gonna start posting stuff soon after been gone for over two years; keep an eye out!

Okay so one thing I get really frustrated with in post-canon FMA fanfics is how Winry always gets portrayed as frustrated, or even downright hating the fact that Ed is very much a wandering soul. Disregard the fact that her last line in FMA:B is literally along the lines of "men who stay still are boring". Disregard that Winry always supported Ed and Al's decisions to travel because she knew how much they needed to get distance, and later supported it because she knew that they just wanted to see the world. Disregard Winry instantly jumping on the chance to travel whenever offered, including yearly travelling to Rush Valley and a clear enjoyment of her trip north before everything went to shit. Just know that Winry, seven months pregnant and struggling to get around, just starts shoving shit into suitcases cause there was a skirmish to the west that resulted in plenty of casualties, including amputees, and fuck if they don't need the greatest automail mechanic there to help them out. Es gets a few words of protest in before unceremoniously getting thrown into the train, Winry eagerly jumping in behind him cause she's needed elsewhere and nothing will slow her down, not even pregnancy. Down the line, family trips are common. Only they aren't trips into Central like most country folk take. No. The Elric-Rockbells are wanders at heart, and the people on the railroads know each of their faces intimately due to their yearly trips to Xing, and their constant roaming across the country offering automail and handyman services. They miss home on the road, but wouldn't give up on seeing the world for anything.

I am 100% convinced that Hiro is a hardcore FOB fan and no one can convince me otherwise

I feel so soft every time Brennan tells someone in battle that it’s there go and he’s so excited when he shouts “[character name], it’s your turn baby!”

i would die for u mr Brennan sir please call me ur baby in that fun peppy way you do I need the serotonin

*Janai and Amaya, swinging broad swords, surrounded by lava and bare-knuckled fighting*

Me: hnnng me big gay