Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Harry Potter
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Hermione Granger
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Ron Weasley
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Ginny Weasley
Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls: Molly Weasley
Alright, so I had to instantly make a continuation of my mildly angsty sword fighter au post on what would happen to Marco after being reverted back to his young self. First of all, this kid is LITERALLY 30 YEARS OLD MENTALLY!! He remembers every single moment he spent away from earth's dimension, so it's canon that Marco is mentally and probably emotionally a hell of a lot older than all of his current friends. Talking to people just a few years younger than you is hard enough as you both struggle to relate, so imagine the struggle Marco is going to go through as he tries to interact with people who he hazily remembers were his friends. 16 years have passed since he last saw Janna, Jackie and even Star; his relationships with them are going to be vastly different to what they were before. Would Marco even be interested in Jackie anymore after spending 16 years away from her??? He's mentally 30, liking someone that you will be so weird to him, and he's probably long since grown out of his school kid crush. That lack of romantic affection will be jarring to Jackie, as to her she's just started developing a tentative romantic relationship with Marco, whose now just not interested. Furthermorw, this Marco is going to lose his A+ streak at school as he cant even remember covering any of the topics at school. He's going to forget people's birthdays, their interests and even his own old ones. This Marco will be a stranger; a mature and serious kid that lacks any of Marco's old dorky charm as he's long since outgrown his social awkwardness. Don't even get me started on how Star will suffer as she watches her best friend run himself into the ground in order to build himself back up into the amazing sword master and hero he once was. Or the sense of awkwardness between them as Marco forgets simple facts about Star, or gets lost in his head over things that happened while he was away. Star will be constantly worried over whether Marco wants to go back to the other dimensions, back to being impressive and important once more. On the bright side, soon Marco would begin to grow used to his body and train it up to a decent level of strength so he can do all of the amazing stunts he used to do, including wielding the sword he kept from his travels. Cue most of the kids at his school getting ridiculous crushes on Marco with his intense and mature personality, his vast knowledge about cool tricks like Motorbike stunts and crazy sword wielding skills, and his rocking bod. Additionally, think about his amazing friendship with HP, who often pops into his dimension to simply chat, give moral support or help him train. (Maybe even a jealous Star in the background because did no one else pick up that flirtatious tone Marco and HP between one another? Those two have so much history)
Marinette’s first transformation scene in Syren: the usual. boring. clearly the animator’s can’t be bothered to do more than a happy or sad sequence.
The reality: Marinette struggling to stay hidden inside a crate on the water. awkwardly sticking a leg out while transforming. getting soaked by water every time she tries to do her usual cutesy spin. finishing her transformation by spitting out water over the side of the crate with the oar digging into her side.
YES ITS FINALLY DONE
First it was a fanfiction, then it was the audio. And now it’s been animated, thanks to forsaken-spirits, thekuiwi, finch-wing, maplespyder, mistypancakez, and gatorgem. Anything else you could want to know is in the video description.
If you like pinescone or just shitty fanfictions written at 4:20 a.m. then buckle up because it doesn’t get any better than this.
you can tell i put little to no effort into this
I know we are all scared about the physical and emotional wellbeing of our two boys in the latest updates, but can you imagine how fucking awful the aftermath is going to be for Mob? Not just the overwhelming guilt of using his powers against others, which he'd sworn to never do to innocents, but of the fact that Mob has lost his anonymity. All through the series, Mob hasn't been tied to a single one of the catastrophic psychic events he's either stopped or created. The 7th Division of Claw scenario happened off in rural lands, Mogami was with a select group of psychics who probably don't know that Mob was the one who saved them, and he was never seen in the final battle of Claw and thus was never linked with the broccoli. Despite his power being common knowledge at school, Mob has never been linked to any of these events as far as we know, and thus has mostly been able to live a normal life like he desires. Now though, Mob has been seen rampaging through the city, nearly killing people left, right and centre. He has been reported to the police and is now most likely on several news networks. His face is everywhere, and all of the people who know him now know of the extent of his power. They realise that the young boy that they occasionally tease for his lack of social skills and athletics could've wiped them out in a blink of an eye. That's terrifying, and now if Mob ever goes back to school he's gonna realise how terrified everyone is of him in case he snaps again. He has no chance at a normal life anymore, and that's one of the scariest outcomes of this whole debacle -- Mob losing his friends to fear, and being considered a monster by society.
im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now
Hiro: *Idolizes his big brother and his ability to be so selfless as to create a robot to help others, as well as help others himself*
Hiro: *Absolutely enthralled in Honey's chemistry like awe man yeahhhhh*
Hiro: *LOVES GOGO'S ELECTROMAGNET SUSPENSION AND IS IMPRESSED BY SUCH*
Hiro: *HAVE U SEEN WASABI'S LASERS SCREECH*
Hiro: *BAYMAXXXXXXX*
Hiro: *GAVE FRED A SUIT W/ SIGNIFICANT FIRE BREATHING POWER AND HIGH JUMPS*
Hiro: *CUTE LIL' MAGNET SUIT TO MATCH HIS BAE-MAX*
Hiro: *NEVER SHAMES HIS FRIENDS FOR WHAT THEY ENJOY*
Hiro: *IS INTERESTED IN HIS FRIENDS HOBBIES, NOT BY FORCE*
Hiro: *Learned good lessons; Revenge is never the answer, Tadashi is always here, Friends are family too*
Hiro: *Cute little cinnamon roll who needs to be protected at all costs*
Hiro: I remember when I was five, hiding under this desk with all my Halloween candy. Had some peanut M&M’s, went into my first anaphylactic shock and had to be rushed to the hospital. Came home, celebrated with a Snickers, went into my second anaphylactic shock.
Fred: When did you figure out you were allergic to nuts?
Hiro: Sometime around the third Almond Joy.
A lot of love (and freeze frame bonuses) went into this video. The replay button and pause button are your friends. ;)
Credits in order of appearance:
• chrisis-averted
• Me!
• milesofsweets
• triangulumkel
• Me! Again!
• callmegallifreya
• yurix-a
• citrusapples
• mareliini
• avemflamma (the hourglass)
• clockworksinger
• this-book-has-been-loved
• Me, a third time!
• Mareliini, a second time!
• drops-of-gravity
And lastly, shoutout to trickstersgambit for helping with effects!
S5!Jon, deeply traumatised and waist-deep in The Eye: i am nothing more than a monster. who could ever love me? I have committed so many sins and I know I will never be forgiven for the blood on my hands. I will always be alone
Martin, standing with a knife in hand, ready to commit a murder, and having rejected a bunch of entities to chase after Jon: am I a joke to you?