Revelations

...again, nobody asked, but here’s another Derry Girls wallpaper from my dad’s favorite episode of the whole show lol

I’d tie our hearts together, chamber by chamber.

Why were you always so bothered by Fleur? Was there more to it than just jealousy of her interactions with Harry and protectiveness of Bill?

Remus with sleepy Harry

Jily and Wolfstar dancing

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

(OOC: oh my god i promise this wasn’t supposed to sound sexual, i’m so sorry😂)

Fleur is Online!

Rita: Fleur, is it true that you were romantically involved with Clarisse Martin in school? And that you dated a few other girls throughout your time as a Beauxbatons student?

Rita: ...

Rita: My, my, isn’t this a riveting revelation, dear readers?

Rita: Why, haven’t you loved girls?

Rita: Then isn’t it self-explanatory, dear? My readers are going to be stunned and starving for all the nitty-gritty details. Does your husband know?

Rita: Well, you are married to a man...

Rita: Don’t get defensive! The people just get what they want, and what they want, I give. You’re bisexual and married to a man; some may find it curious.

how've the voices been Nico? getting any better?

Real Men Wear Eyeliner

Lily: Your eyeliner is uneven.

(Based on a text post by @forgotten-marauders-quotes)

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.