Are You Here Alone? Where's Dorcas? I Thought She Was Going To Be Here.

How is your little sister doing?

Scorpius Malfoy is online!

(Send asks to him and @transaurus’s Abus Sev.!)

Nico di Angelo is online!🖤

He’s just run off from Will Solace after holding the healer back from futilely attempting to save Octavian during the Siege of Camp Half-Blood. Now, he’s actively avoiding him because of it... and perhaps another reason he has yet to come to terms with.

I’d tie our hearts together, chamber by chamber.

Did I spent two hours yesterday making this yesterday? ...Yes, yes I did. (I’ve been obsessed with Pinterest aesthetics/collages recently so I decided to try making one too)

Fem!Jack Dawson Costest

“I figure life’s a gift, and I don’t intend on wasting it. You don’t know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count.”

@lilydarlingx @w0tchermarauders jshskdhsk so when’s the gc happening lmao

Fleur is Online!

Rita: Fleur, is it true that you were romantically involved with Clarisse Martin in school? And that you dated a few other girls throughout your time as a Beauxbatons student?

Rita: ...

Rita: My, my, isn’t this a riveting revelation, dear readers?

Rita: Why, haven’t you loved girls?

Rita: Then isn’t it self-explanatory, dear? My readers are going to be stunned and starving for all the nitty-gritty details. Does your husband know?

Rita: Well, you are married to a man...

Rita: Don’t get defensive! The people just get what they want, and what they want, I give. You’re bisexual and married to a man; some may find it curious.

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

forgot i did these oopsie 🤙