Me: Can I Get You Anything Else?

vader: im using u as bait for han solo

lando: i dont know him

vader: i have ur marriage certificate 

Nico di Angelo is online!

He’s in Cabin 13, sans boyfriend, hearing voices again, and just generally being not okay. Go ask him some questions!

Can I get you anything? Medical attention, something to eat, someone to talk to? It's been a rough day.

Nico: I walked through Tartarus /alone/.

Are you okay, Mar? You’re acting a little funny.

Lily: *Snaps in front of her face*

Lily: You’ve been acting so weird all day, you don’t seem “fine.”

Lily: *Gasps* Wait, does this have anything to do with Dorcas?

Lily: *Gives her a look*

Lily: Wait, do you... do you have a crush on Dorcas?

Lily: I kind of figured.

Never mind, I realize now that water and electricity do not match

Petition to start putting sockets in bathroom to keep people going through the bloody hell known as periods occupied while try to cope with cramps and all the shit that comes with it

Do as I Say, Not as I Do

Hermione: Don’t you hate yourself?

(Based on a text post by @its-hp-bitch)

“I STACKED THEM” JHDKDHSK I’M WEAK

How do you feel about your name

“Remus Lupin and Sirius Black messing around the boys’ dorms.”

Taken by James Potter, October of 1976