I Crave Intimacy But I Get Confused And Uncomfortable When I’m Shown Even The Slightest Bit Of Attention

How is your little sister doing?

Sirius Black costest/Halloween costume

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

does anybody else just wish we could return to the elementary age of “hi, i’m [insert name here]! do you want to be my friend?” instead of trying to message someone without coming off as annoying and then attempting to build a friendship over the course of months with the occasional text conversations which you way over-analyze because you’re scared of seeming too pushy? yeah me too

If you hand Peter Pettigrew some golden bodypaint, he could be the golden snitch for Halloween.

@sugarxbeanie​

Remus with sleepy Harry

Jily and Wolfstar dancing

PYRATES BEWARE // an instrumental playlist for piracy and sea voyages

when the king brands us, pirates, he doesn’t mean to make us adversaries. he doesn’t mean to make us criminals. he means to make us monsters.

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

i made a quiz to see which actually cool mcu character you are bcs i am a big dumbo. pls take it or i will literally die