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He ate too many chicken nuggies

Everyone: Stiles, don't overreact.

Stiles, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I'm not.

Philza, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Ranboo: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being homophobic.

/j

scott: you need to be nicer to theo

stiles: i am nice

scott: you threatened to stab him

stiles: and i think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning

Imagine when Bruno was a teen, or while he was growing up in general, if he wanted to be left alone all he'd have to do was go to the top of the stairs in his room like imagine-

Alma: *standing at the bottom of the stairs* Bruno, get down here now!

5 seconds later

Bruno's voice from the distance: NO!

Cicero: you guys have heard of elf on a shelf right???

Cicero grabbing a pot: now be prepared for

Cicero chucking the pot at Astrid: POT ON A THOT!!

I feel Jake is the kind of alter who only fronts for like 10 seconds if the system is doing something he doesn't like, changes it, and then fucks off again.

Marc Spector: Im going to smoke this cigarette because it helps me fit in with a crowd (he is actually just a dramatic sadboy)

Jake: Yeets it across the room, leaves front

Void Stiles: I am my own emotionally unsupportive boyfriend.

 Jack: Hey, we’re supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us at school on Friday and I was wondering if I could borrow-

Castiel: You CANNOT take an angel blade to school

Jack: Actually I wanted to borrow an spare trench coat and maybe a tie?

Jack: … why are you crying? Is something wrong?

2003 Donnie: Fuck this *strategically runs away*

2012 Donnie: FUCK IT ALL *shoots the Shredder four times*

Rise!Donnie: FUCK YEAH! *runs toward the Shredder with a full-on nuke*