Does Anyone Else Ever See Someone Who They Used To Be Friends With And Think, "what Happened To You?".

tbh seeing jenna marbles living her best life at 33 is really comforting when you’re in your 20s and completely lost

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven't even properly written down yet

The Baby Is Fine

For sale baby shoes never worn. Oh he's not dead or anything he's just massive and they don't fit

For sale baby shoes never worn. They're Gucci, my sister got them for me and I'm not putting $600 shoes on a newborn Why the hell would anyone buy these? She's an idiot.

For sale baby shoes never worn. At least I don't think so. I found them in the eggs at the grocery store and they look pretty clean $20 obo

For sale baby shoes never worn. She doesn't have any feet but it's hardly slowing her down, honestly. I guess you can't miss what you never had.

For sale baby shoes never worn. Bought them and forgot about them for like six months, never even took them out of the box and now they're way too small. My brain is fried.

For sale baby shoes never worn. Fair warning though, they've got fucking minions on them.

For sale They were a gift from my great aunt and I don't want anything from that wretched harpy.

baby shoes I thought I could put them on my dog so he doesn't slip all over the kitchen floor but yeah it didn't work

never worn. I don't know. They're just ugly. Do I need a reason?

i love poison omelette

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

Broadway Songs To Workout To

Whipped Into Shape from Legally Blonde

You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray

Seize The Day from Newsies

Defying Gravity from Wicked

Non-Stop from Hamilton

Out Tonight from Rent

You’re The One That I Want from Grease

Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Show

Candy Store from Heathers

Sincerely Me from Dear Evan Hansen

The Abduction from Great Comet

I’m Alive from Next To Normal

Totally F***** from Spring Awakening

What I Was Born To Do from Bring It On

96,000 from In The Heights

The Rum Tum Tugger from Cats

Master of the House from Les Miserables

Footloose from Footloose

Partner In Crime from Tuck Everlasting 

Transylvania Mania from Young Frankenstein

Forget About The Boy from Thoroughly Modern Millie

C’mom Everybody from All Shook Up

Step In Time from Mary Poppins

Electricity from Billy Elliot 

Shiksa Goddess from The Last Five Years

Learn To Do It from Anastasia

Revolting Children from Matilda

Freak Flag from Shrek

Two Player Game from Be More Chill

One By One from The Lion King

America from West Side Story

And The Money Kept Rolling In (And Out) from Evita

Friend Like Me from Aladdin

(Feel free to add more)

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!