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i haven’t seen anyone talk about how well venom 2 used it’s One “Fuck” Allowance since it’s pg-13. my entire theater laughed for 15 seconds straight when cletus was giving a somber speech or whatever at the end with eddie going along with it and venom said “FUCK THIS GUY” and Ate him. there was a lot of good comedy in this movie but that was TOP TIER.

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Dragon Drawing Prompts!

Dragons!! Here’s a whole bunch of dragon drawing prompts for you! Have followers send them in, do a few at random, or make a challenge out of them! You can even write stories based off of them! Just have fun using these to fight your creativity block!

Swamp Dragons

A big, crocodile-like dragon hiding under the water and snatching down prey that gets too close

A dragon that burps up swamp gas to deter humans from its home

A dragon that eats even the biggest of snakes in a swamp

A dragon whose horns resemble the swamp’s plants

Cave Dragons

A cave dragon colony that lives like ants in an old mine, preventing miners from taking any more minerals

A cave dragon napping with some bats during the day time

A big dragon that lives deep in a cave, with tons of raw precious metals in its hoard

Forest Dragons

Forest dragons burrowing and making tunnels that intertwine between the roots of old trees

Small forest dragons climbing trees like squirrels and jumping from treetop to treetop

Rainforest dragons with vivid colorations, hiding perfectly in their tropical habitat

Rainforest dragons with huge, butterfly like wings

Tiny dragons living in the hollows of trees, hoarding anything shiny, even some shiny acorns

Arctic/Antarctic Dragons

A thick-furred dragon roaring at people because it isn’t familiar with them being near its habitat

A dragon that cannot fly, but instead swims, just like a penguin

A dragon that swims under the ice and then crashes through the ice to make prey fall into the crack

Mountain Dragons

Dragons living in hot springs beside a volcano, incubating their eggs in the warm water

Mountain climbers reaching the top of a mountain and being scared away by a dragon

A dragon dozing off outside and waking up covered in mountain top snow

Field Dragons

A large-winged dragon gliding above a field and casting a huge shadow

A deer-like dragon running past humans so quickly that their hats fly off

A small, hawk-like dragon dive-bombing prey

Underwater Dragons

A dragon living in an underwater cavern with an air pocket

A dragon living in a kelp forest, blending in with the kelp

Dragons that travel in pods and resemble orca whales

A dragon that flings itself out of the water and glides above it, like a flying fish

Desert Dragons

Dragons stealing treasure from long-buried monuments in the sand

A dragon breathing fire so hot it creates chunks of glass, which the dragon makes its nest out of

A dragon accidentally stepping on a cactus, and other dragons try to pry the cactus out of the other’s foot

Dragons so heavy and callous that even when a huge sandstorm passes, they are unaffected

Urban Dragons

Dragons living in old subway tunnels and collecting loose change they find on the ground

Dragons living in the sewer systems of big cities, only seen by those needing to clean the sewers out

A small dragon living near a plaza, swiping jewelry right off of unsuspecting pedestrians

A dragon living near a power plant and being curious about the people working there

Neighborhood dragons that are very used to being around people and will even let some people pet them

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So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.