“My World Doesn’t Matter To America, So Why Should I Care About Its Mascot?”

slay

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a fan of him and his friends solving mysteries together but I didn’t know he thought Coolsville sucks.

i think it is healthy for me to be a judgmental bitch and cunt etc

based off this bit

no, YOU’RE looking at him respectfully. i’m objectifying him to filth we’re built different

bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and it's literally just an evil, middle-aged, mad scientist super villain, who has committed many heinous crimes, probably including mass murder

Loki: I really want someone to pay attention to me all day long.

Thor: Sorry Loki I’m busy.

Odin: Sorry Loki I’m busy.

Grandmaster: Who wants attention???

Loki: !!!!!!!

Thor: Loki No