Strawberrywhorechata - Princess Puta

I forget how much of the X-Men movie verse is just

Charles: my old friend, my love, we could have retired to a house by the sea where no one knows us and I would have kissed you in the sunshine and tenderly fed you fresh fruit every day for breakfast had shit not gotten real. Please reconsider your decision to kill us.

Erik: I still dream of that house by the sea and making love to you every night and bringing you your tea made just how you like it every morning, my love, my old friend. I'm gonna kill you now.

another one

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

Susan Storm-Richards: This is my husband, Reed, and this is Reed’s husband, Victor.

The ruling prince has the right to claim a [Prince] Consort, regardless of [his] marital status, for the good of the state. — Fantastic Four (1998) #27 

men will see a young woman working at her job and be like how can i make her as uncomfortable as possible

This is honestly the only way I can accurately describe watching this movie as an adult pokemon fan.

magneto got stabbed in the chest and spent the entire episode in a gay ass coma and five seconds after he wakes up he does single-handedly what an entire team of highly trained powerful mutants combined couldn’t do and stops an asteroid from destroying the east coast. he really is That Bitch.

The people wanted Miguel O’Hara colored so I had to provide 🤭