The Ever Weakening Army Of Oumasai Shippers Clinging Onto HGH Like A Child To Its Dying Mother

Forget that giant man, he can't love you the same as I... I'm not a giant man, but I'll love you until I die.

House only agreeing to marry Wilson because he wants to smugly prove his point in a few months about what percentage of married couples get divorced within the first year (he sincerely believes the two of them will get divorced because he doesn't believe he can be loved long-term, even by Wilson) (Wilson is waiting for House to realise he's not going anywhere)

Might write a fanfiction based on this but I'm in the middle of a motivation drought right now :((

Yo bro do we fw the headcanon of Xavier liking Jason prior to finding out he was a spy. (As, you can tell I am normal about this headcanon *wink*)

OH I DEFINITELY FW IT 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Whether you mean this in a ship way or not I THINK ITD BE VERY CUTE TO SEE XAVIER TAKING A PARTICULAR LIKING TO JASON Either right off the bat from Jason being recruited as an acorn knight or over a little bit of time WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN JASON GETTING PROMOTED SO QUICKLY (or at least to the viewer pretty quickly??)

Also getting invited to a sleepover at the King’s house after getting made only a buddy?? Surely there’s some favoritism underneath this

The flowers and everything 😭😭😭😭

You Cannot Save Everyone.

How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

On the Eating of Entelexeia

I recently began thinking about a very important question: are entelexeia made of meat?

Honestly... probably not. Given the way their bodies disappear and turn into apatheia, they are probably not made of physical stuff the same way other living things are.

But that answer is boring! So let's ignore practical things like, "You cannot slaughter and eat an entelexeia because there would be no body left over," or, "Since entelexeia are sapient people, eating them is inherently unethical."

If entelexeia were physically made of meat and if they were animals able to be slaughtered according to religious dietary rules, which entelexeia would be permissible to eat?

I have done my best to analyze each entelexeia in the game and conclude whether it would be kosher, halal, or permissible for Catholics to eat on fast days.

Reasoning below the cut. Catholic, Jewish, or Muslim followers please feel free to offer your interpretations and details I may have missed.

Ba'ul was analyzed as a whale. As a sea creature, whales are permissible during lent and are halal, but because he does not have scales, he is not kosher.

Phaeroh was analyzed as a turkey. I debated whether he was a bird of prey of not, but he's got a turkey-esque fan of feathers at the back and also I really wanted him to be kosher. Specifically I think Phaeroh should be eaten during Passover, akin to hamantaschen at Purim.

Belius was analyzed as a fox. As a carnivorous land mammal, she is neither halal nor permissible during lent, and she has horse-like, un-split hooves, furthering her status as treif.

Gusios was analyzed as a rock. If you can look at that guy and tell me an animal he resembles, be my guest. But what is the only edible mineral? Salt. Salt is permissible to all three religions, so they can come together and enjoy crushed-up gusios seasoning.

Khroma was analyzed as a bird, given the front half of her design. And don't think about her Krityan appearance, shhh. Anyway, given the shape her her beak and talons, she resembled a bird of prey, making her bother haram and treif. And bird meat in general is not allowed for fast days.

Astal was analyzed as a..... I have no idea. But he appears to have clawed paws, so he isn't kosher. He's got deer-like antlers, though, so I don't know if he'd be a carnivore, so I'm not sure if he'd be halal. Muslim followers expand on this if you have any thoughts. He definitely is mammalian, though, and not aquatic, so the Catholics are out of luck on Fridays.

Krones was analyzed as a jellyfish. Seafood is halal, and fine for Catholics, but he does not have scales or fins, so he is not kosher.

Elucifur is seen only briefly in the Raven manga, but appears to look the same as Khroma. So, I gave him the same rating.

Spiral Draco was analyzed as a dragon. Reptiles are fine for lent, but not kosher. He definitely looks like a carnivorous dragon, though, so probably not halal.

Happy ides of march

Oh and that other thing

the devil could not reach me so he killed Mephisto from Lolirock

Someone during my lunch period mentioned black mold and without even thinking about it I yelled out "black mold and jelly sandwich" and my friends just stared at me

Kills self I love them I love them I love them

Blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff <3