Happy Ides Of March

In two hundred years when I become a rose toy

Raises my hand in fear (with a bit of masochism sprinkled in)

I really want to write out a plot where one of the main character's only trait is that they sneeze really strongly. The way that this does not make a completely boring and forgettable character is: by some odd luck, their sneezes keep pushing the plot forward.

Sneeze, the sneeze pushes down a door they otherwise couldn't open.

Sneeze, the location of the main characters is revealed to an opposing party.

Sneeze, the nonhuman villain from another domain stops his evil monologue to ask "what the hell was that!?"

The possibilities are literally endless

Chat those hearts remind me of lifesteal*family guy death pose*

Flynn wants that cookie so bad

去年給推特上互fo的弗連由利小說本畫的封面

I don’t know what’s funnier, Tommy finally snapping or Logan Paul posting private dms thinking it makes him look good when all it does is make him look like a shitty friend

Nevermind, he’s only 29, his frontal lobe hasn’t fully developed yet😔

Hey hold on this cat's expressions remind me of something....

—intertwined, sewn together 🌅

luckduo u will always be famous 😢😢