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Killing myself now

Nothing but a broken vase with red spider lilies

Another translation from the Radiant Mythology 3 Fan Bible! These are skits found within the game that were included textually like this in the Fan Bible.

I don't always add the "check" portions, but I include them if I feel like they add anything to the skit.

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Original JP + TL under the cut.

Youthful Indiscretion

Occurrence Condition: None. Characters: Jade, Estelle, Flynn, Asbel.

Asbel: Shockwave Slash!

Estelle: Wow, amazing! How did you do that just now?

Asbel: Lady Estellise?!

Estelle: Um… Your hands… go… like this… Your posture… like this, right? Shockwave Slash~~! (...)

Asbel: Ahaha… Lady Estellise, you need to steady your upper body. Spread your feet more, so they’re shoulder-width apart, and lower your hips… Right, like that…

Jade: Oh my… Would you look at this. Such enthusiasm you have this morning, don’t you?

Estelle: Ah, good morning. That’s right. I was just receiving instruction on the basics from Asbel. I wasn't swinging my hips enough.

Flynn: Swinging your… hips?!

Jade: I see, I see. So you learned with your body firsthand?

Flynn: Learned with… your body?!

Estelle: Yes. Spread your legs wide. Then like this, lower your hips… with force…

Flynn: Lady Estellise, please stop! How shameless…!

Estelle: Huh?

Asbel: Shameless?

Flynn: Asbel… I thought you were an honest and sincere man… But as your commanding officer… I cannot overlook this inexcusable conduct!

Asbel: Uh, Capta–…?!

Estelle: F-Flynn?! What are you angry about? Flynn!!

Jade: Ahhh. It’s good to be young, isn’t it.

Check!

During early morning training, Asbel is giving Estelle an introductory course for Shockwave Slash. Flynn seems to have an impure misunderstanding due to Jade's misleading explanation, but if anything, his thought of it being shameless is in itself shameless. And Jade, who enjoys toying with healthy youths and watching them get flustered, is even more shameless.

Using this as games I should play

i redrew this bit i saw on one of brent miller's videos becuz it made me laugh a bit

MY BEAUTIFUL RUSSIAN SCIENTIST WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU

Criminally underrated show

happy anniversary to my favorite show ever...! april 5 will mark 4 years since i first watched it too. time flies...

Leaf you alone forever? Don't mind if I do! *Cries and uses my tears for photosynthesis as I stare into the unapologetically desolate sun*

On the Eating of Entelexeia

I recently began thinking about a very important question: are entelexeia made of meat?

Honestly... probably not. Given the way their bodies disappear and turn into apatheia, they are probably not made of physical stuff the same way other living things are.

But that answer is boring! So let's ignore practical things like, "You cannot slaughter and eat an entelexeia because there would be no body left over," or, "Since entelexeia are sapient people, eating them is inherently unethical."

If entelexeia were physically made of meat and if they were animals able to be slaughtered according to religious dietary rules, which entelexeia would be permissible to eat?

I have done my best to analyze each entelexeia in the game and conclude whether it would be kosher, halal, or permissible for Catholics to eat on fast days.

Reasoning below the cut. Catholic, Jewish, or Muslim followers please feel free to offer your interpretations and details I may have missed.

Ba'ul was analyzed as a whale. As a sea creature, whales are permissible during lent and are halal, but because he does not have scales, he is not kosher.

Phaeroh was analyzed as a turkey. I debated whether he was a bird of prey of not, but he's got a turkey-esque fan of feathers at the back and also I really wanted him to be kosher. Specifically I think Phaeroh should be eaten during Passover, akin to hamantaschen at Purim.

Belius was analyzed as a fox. As a carnivorous land mammal, she is neither halal nor permissible during lent, and she has horse-like, un-split hooves, furthering her status as treif.

Gusios was analyzed as a rock. If you can look at that guy and tell me an animal he resembles, be my guest. But what is the only edible mineral? Salt. Salt is permissible to all three religions, so they can come together and enjoy crushed-up gusios seasoning.

Khroma was analyzed as a bird, given the front half of her design. And don't think about her Krityan appearance, shhh. Anyway, given the shape her her beak and talons, she resembled a bird of prey, making her bother haram and treif. And bird meat in general is not allowed for fast days.

Astal was analyzed as a..... I have no idea. But he appears to have clawed paws, so he isn't kosher. He's got deer-like antlers, though, so I don't know if he'd be a carnivore, so I'm not sure if he'd be halal. Muslim followers expand on this if you have any thoughts. He definitely is mammalian, though, and not aquatic, so the Catholics are out of luck on Fridays.

Krones was analyzed as a jellyfish. Seafood is halal, and fine for Catholics, but he does not have scales or fins, so he is not kosher.

Elucifur is seen only briefly in the Raven manga, but appears to look the same as Khroma. So, I gave him the same rating.

Spiral Draco was analyzed as a dragon. Reptiles are fine for lent, but not kosher. He definitely looks like a carnivorous dragon, though, so probably not halal.