Another translation from the Radiant Mythology 3 Fan Bible! These are skits found within the game that were included textually like this in the Fan Bible.
I don't always add the "check" portions, but I include them if I feel like they add anything to the skit.
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Original JP + TL under the cut.
Occurrence Condition: None. Characters: Jade, Estelle, Flynn, Asbel.
Asbel: Shockwave Slash!
Estelle: Wow, amazing! How did you do that just now?
Asbel: Lady Estellise?!
Estelle: Um… Your hands… go… like this… Your posture… like this, right? Shockwave Slash~~! (...)
Asbel: Ahaha… Lady Estellise, you need to steady your upper body. Spread your feet more, so they’re shoulder-width apart, and lower your hips… Right, like that…
Jade: Oh my… Would you look at this. Such enthusiasm you have this morning, don’t you?
Estelle: Ah, good morning. That’s right. I was just receiving instruction on the basics from Asbel. I wasn't swinging my hips enough.
Flynn: Swinging your… hips?!
Jade: I see, I see. So you learned with your body firsthand?
Flynn: Learned with… your body?!
Estelle: Yes. Spread your legs wide. Then like this, lower your hips… with force…
Flynn: Lady Estellise, please stop! How shameless…!
Estelle: Huh?
Asbel: Shameless?
Flynn: Asbel… I thought you were an honest and sincere man… But as your commanding officer… I cannot overlook this inexcusable conduct!
Asbel: Uh, Capta–…?!
Estelle: F-Flynn?! What are you angry about? Flynn!!
Jade: Ahhh. It’s good to be young, isn’t it.
Check!
During early morning training, Asbel is giving Estelle an introductory course for Shockwave Slash. Flynn seems to have an impure misunderstanding due to Jade's misleading explanation, but if anything, his thought of it being shameless is in itself shameless. And Jade, who enjoys toying with healthy youths and watching them get flustered, is even more shameless.
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