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Why say dnf is real if you think no one can hear you?

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When you find a fic with your obscure ship:

When it’s written in first person:

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kazuichi souda has a huge ass

The latest in my series of essays tackling important DR2 canon issues: The question of Souda’s plump tuckus. I mean, it’s not really a question. He has a huge ass, and I’m going to prove to you.

Warnings for: DR2 spoilers. The spoiler being that Souda has a huge ass.

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my fav trope is when the protagonist thinks a villain is doing something terrible and it cuts to them being mundane

Princess Knight, polishing her bastardess sword: what dastardly deeds is mine own rival plotting… Queen of Skulls at a ride-thru: can i get a fuckin uuhhh

Being genderqueer/enby and looking for a name is so fucking wild. Like, I have a list of like 40 names and it is ✨still growing✨ 🥲

Literally all of the MCYT ‘ships’ (in a general sense) are just entirely different breeds of moirallegiance and they fit the term so perfectly and I’ve seen no one comment on that, but it’s perfect and I have to show it.  

Like, dnf is pretty much platonic soulmates, but Dream/Sapnap are like,,, the definition of best best friends. Tubbo and Ranboo are again, platonically *married*, but Tubbo and Tommy are basically glued to each others sides and platonically love each other a lot (in the beginning, I mean, the rest isn’t relevant here). A mixture of the same could be said for Skephalo. There’s so much great pale friendships in this fandom and I know people’s reason for not shipping them romantically is boundaries, but for real… guys. Come on, we created a perfect platonic fandom and I need you guys to appreciate how cool that is, come on. 

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