You Ever Think About How Hinata Had All The Friends Anyone Could Ask For, But None Of Them Were Teammates

Chapter 11 of my Hinata as Spiderman AU is up! :p

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59102515/chapters/150691447

Anything that ends in “aiden” that isn’t Aiden (I.e. Kaiden, Braydon, Radon, etc)

Is there a name (or names) from your own culture that you absolutely hate?

Mine is Игорь (Igor), I just can't stand it!

I have an ongoing Kagehina playlist with @jetjaw and I feel no one has ever been as correct in song choices for them as us, but I can’t talk about it without ruining my long term schemes to trick the entire fandom into agreeing with them via numerous online personas and several kagehina themed projects. So I’m having really normal thoughts about that right now…

Anyway! We all know how this relates I presume.

They played Shrek for the kids at work today and I fear….. all I could think about….. god…..

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Shrek and Fiona are kinda Kagehina coded…

Some Haikyuu (kagehina) headcannons that me and @jetjaw came up with together

- Hinata has REALLY bad object permanence. Like terrible. When him and Kageyama are living together, Kageyama takes advantage of it to get introvert cool down time. He’s always waiting for Hinata to turn around then bolting and Hinata will just forget who he was talking to.

- (this was according to a very questionable series of taro readings but it’s hilarious anyway) In a moment of weakness (obvs pre relationship) Kageyama hooked up with Atsumu. He regrets it because that is embarrassing as hell. Atsumu is also very awkward about it because wtf that’s his professional competition. When Hinata joins the Jackals and gets close to Atsumu (now him and Kageyama /are/ dating) he does not know about this. Chaos ensues as he tries to get his bestie/coworker and boyfriend/arch nemesis to get along but for some reason they’re really uncomfortable hanging out together outside of volleyball????

- Hinata fucking loves citric acid and potassium. The potassium thing is because he is always dehydrated. He doesn’t understand why juice with a lot of potassium tastes so good. It’s like crack for him. He gets withdrawals. He’s fuckin rabid if he doesn’t get his drink. One time the team gave him a Gatorade (electrolytes) and he was like “OH MY GOD ITS LIKE MY JUICE????”

- Kageyama is lactose intolerant. He does not like this.

- Miwa is naturally very introverted and sarcastic but took on the mantle of being the extroverted Kageyama TM. Her and Hinata get along so well it tortures Tobio.

- Hinata memorizes Kageyama’s particularities and saves them up for later. During a very intense argument Kageyama shouts that he “isn’t that particular!” Hinata proceeds to do everything how he does the next day and it drives him crazy. Socks? Matching. Coat? Fully zipped. Kageyama? Scared.

- In a similar vein, Hinata uses it to be spiteful in other ways when they’re fighting. Once Kageyama went to cook breakfast. Upon seeing all of the food in the fridge with their labels facing perfectly backwards, he proceeded to crash out so bad that Hinata never messed with his organization systems again.

- Kageyama comes out publicly after a public scandal over Ushijima and Tendo’s relationship. He isn’t even trying to come out he’s just very blunt about it and his PR can’t control him. An interviewer will be like “how do you feel about your teammate being gay?” And he’s like “that’s homophobic” 😐

- Hinata never comes out publicly. He doesn’t have to. Videos surface of him getting interviewed by influencers in Brazil (fresh out of a gay bar) and it’s made pretty clear. “So what are you doing this evening?” “Uhhh idk, but I just made out with a very nice guy!” :D

- they don’t have wedding bands, it’s too inconvenient for their sport and they’d just lose them.

- Kageyama only got away with the Atsumu hookup because it came out the same night he found out about Hinata hooking up with Oikawa

- Kageyama will bring Hinata to events when he’s still more famous and be mistaken as Hinata’s plus one. That short ass ginger has a GRIP on his waist and his voice PROJECTING.

Always finding ways to sneak Natsu into my Kagehina fics. There is something near and dear to me about a little sister. Girls deserve to make their brothers lives hell, what can I say?

Every time someone draws Kenma as short as Hinata an angel carves out its own heart and eats it while jumping off of a skyscraper trust me man I asked Furudate himself

Never kill yourself Furudate might make Kagehina kiss someday

As a Dan and Phil fan currently fixated on Haikyuu I need to know if they shipped Kagehina at some point because they referenced it a couple times many years ago….

I FINALLY got a new chapter of my Hinata Spiderman au up!!!!! This thing is my baby my precious my life and soul…. But like it’s whatever…. You don’t even have to read it it’s nothing….

Anyway:

Hinata Shoyo gets bit by a radioactive spider. Now he must balance a double life while family, school, work, tutoring, and the mystery of his father’s past explode around him. If he has a super slow burn romance with a guy from school along the way that’s nobody’s business. (Everything is a vessel for kagehina)