staugustinebutnotreligious

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There is love in my heart, and I am making yaoi. What now mormons?

grow old with me <3

a kagehina drawing that took me two days, many tears and hours of listening to the same songs. 

( please do not repost )

listen to the wedding playlist here

I just finished another quick cannon compliant piece in my universe with @jetjaw ! Each can be read as a stand alone, but they do feed into each other, and as I add more in the future, they will become more intertwined

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65691013

KAGEHINA KISSING

Guys is my porn good?

(I have a bunch of suggestive Kagehina wips I work on in a delirious state after work)

I'm soooo fucking normal (I really need to remember to up my dose)

AHHH LOOK!!! My person was kind enough to do two whole drawings too!!! Go click the linkkk!!!

💙 paparazzi pics

🧡 For @staugustinebutnotreligious

🌸 Rated G

🏐 Art | Secret Relationship

Click to see the full gift!

Holyyyyy shiiiit the gift someone made for me is publicccccccc!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't already know, the kagehina exchange 2025 event is currently posting anonymous gifts until the 22nd! Cool new art and fics are going up every day on their ao3 collection! I am having so much fun seeing what everyone has made, and I am so happy with my gift! ;-;

Go go go look at the event!!! Even if not every piece is your cup of tea it is an easy place to find new stuff for those of us that tear through Kagehina fics like food.

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/kghnexchange25/works

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/kghnexchange25/works

I know we were all just talking/thinking about how Hinata and Kageyama don't develop as well without being on the same high school team, but I do like the idea of Seijoh Hinata and the unbridled hate-fueled tension that could lead to. Idk cannon Kagehina can't be beat but there is something about more extreme rivalry and borderline enemies to lovers ya know?

We should make this a trend! Drawing Nekoma characters with our cats!! I think I will do this next time I sit down to draw :)

kenma w my cat….my two favorite boys…

some boomer pics for the road..what a cutie

Chapter 11 of my Hinata as Spiderman AU is up! :p

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59102515/chapters/150691447

There's something about knowing Kagehina will grow old together. They get to push each other to be their best, even when their bodies begin to fail. Maybe even when their minds fail. There's something about such strong men, literal international athletes, becoming as fragile as little kids again togetger. Never giving up on their competition, but having to learn how to stop and take care of each other. Slowly forgetting how they met, but trusting each other regardless. I don't know man I might have to write something heart wrenching.

Dan and Phil didn't upload Easter Baking. The Pope, in his weak physical state could not bare it. He died on Easter Monday when he woke up and saw no Phupload.

Dan and Phil killed the Pope, pass it on.

Reading fics when I'm too tired from work to make a lot of progress on my wips feels like chain smoking while in rehab for alcoholism... the guilt is above sea level boys

They captured his crazy eyes so good

✩ firecracker boy ✩

Close ups and without filter layers below:

Finished my band au wip! It's meant to be them as the band looking over their high school selves.

Finished my band au wip! It's meant to be them as the band looking over their high school selves.

Haikyuu is much more fun to watch/read if you interpret Tsukishima as a homophobic drag queen

Never kill yourself Furudate might make Kagehina kiss someday

Phil Lester could eat my loved ones in front of me and I'd just be excited to see him

Every time someone draws Kenma as short as Hinata an angel carves out its own heart and eats it while jumping off of a skyscraper trust me man I asked Furudate himself

NEED a creature feature Kagehina au immediately. Sick and tired of zombies being the go to apocalypse scenario. Give me horrifying beast beyond imagination terrorizing their small town, causing some rag tag teens to step in. Give me Hinata with a metal baseball bat. Give me protective Kageyama. Give me hijinks. Give me 80s soundtrack. Give me chase scenes in the woods. Make em suffer for it

Jayvik artists are now legally required to have a size kink. Sorry! I don't make the rules!

The people are sick and tired of scrolling upon your twinkified jayce arcane porn and having a terror flash-bang when they mistake it for twinkified Oikawa Iwaoi porn. No one touch me.

Hinata Shoyo is the perfect protagonist because he is allowed to be immature, to be selfish, to be childish and whimsical his whole life… all while reminding the audience that nothing is more powerful than bettering yourself. Nothing will get you further in life than self work and Furudate pumped that value into Hinata like steroids into his favorite Pokémon

Wish I could be horribly horny and sleepy but it’s job interview day :(

Always finding ways to sneak Natsu into my Kagehina fics. There is something near and dear to me about a little sister. Girls deserve to make their brothers lives hell, what can I say?

Kagehina wisdom tooth removal headcannons because my mouth ouch just woke me up and it’s too early morning to go back to bed:

Hinata-

- gets his top two removed when he is twenty due to them being at risk of squishing his big ass upper teeth into each other

- during the fasting pre op he just pouts and stares forlornly at the fridge (bro is pitifully rubbing his stomach like a colonial woman on her fourth baby during the Oregon trail)

- the second- and I mean SECOND- he takes the first calming pill he passes the fuck out. Bro has to be bodily shaken the morning of to get him out of bed

- while sedated he just stares blankly at the ceiling with his crazy eyes terrifying and traumatizing every dentist in the room

- Kageyama and Natsu are in charge of driving him home after (because heavily drugged Shoyo cannot be controlled by one person) and Natsu films literally the entire time

- once settled in at home he mostly just clings to Kageyama’s side and naps

Kageyama-

- bro gets all four with high risk of complications way later in life than most people because Lady Luck hates his ass (it goes fine he just isn’t allowed to blow his nose for a few weeks because his sinus gets bumped)

- during the pre op fasting/meds/waiting he is extremely paranoid and meticulous. He does every step perfectly without complaint is hydrated the exact maximum healthy amount possible by the time he goes in

- he somehow bribes Yachi into being his driver so Hinata won’t throw up from nerves and she spends the entire operation sweating bullets in the lobby

- shockingly friendly when drugged as it lowers his trust issues and makes him forget how threatening his smile can be (bro is giving Bruce from finding Nemo the whole time)

- he chats the dental assistant’s ear off when he’s being wheeled out, which makes him bleed a bunch and he’s stuck using the gauze for the rest of the night instead of as needed

- Hinata is waiting at home like Kageyama is at war. Drugged Tobio finds this baffling and is quite shocked to see his husband

- He sobers up fairly quick, though he still manages to humiliate himself in the mean time. The embarrassment sends him into a pouty rage and he can only be soothed with very fancy protein shakes and groveling for days

Wisdom teeth out. Somebody find me some wisdom tooth removal kagehina fluff fics to read >:)

I have an ongoing Kagehina playlist with @jetjaw and I feel no one has ever been as correct in song choices for them as us, but I can’t talk about it without ruining my long term schemes to trick the entire fandom into agreeing with them via numerous online personas and several kagehina themed projects. So I’m having really normal thoughts about that right now…

Anyway! We all know how this relates I presume.

STOP PUTTING THE TOGA DEATH SCENE ON MY DASH I CANNOT WATCH MY BABY GIRL GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN