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2 months ago

Merry and Pippin hanging out with the Ents and smoking weed.

Merry And Pippin Hanging Out With The Ents And Smoking Weed.

Vs

Frodo and Sam's main plot.

Merry And Pippin Hanging Out With The Ents And Smoking Weed.
7 months ago

you guys are so annoying. why do i have to see discourse every year that's like "was tolkien really a woke king or was he your conservative uncle?" the guy was a devout catholic and a genteel misogynist who maintained lifelong friendships with queer people and women, and this isn't even paradoxical because that was part of the upper-class oxford culture he was immersed in. tolkien told the nazis to fuck off (and in doing so demonstrated a real understanding of what racism is and why it's harmful, beyond simply "these guys are bad news because they're who my country is at war with right now") but his inner life was marked by internalized racism that is deeply and inextricably woven into the art that he made. he foolishly described himself as an anarcho-monarchist, and it's kind of crazy to see people on this website passionately arguing that he likely never meaningfully engaged with anarchist theory, because...yeah, no shit, of course he didn't. tolkien didn't have to engage with most sociopolitical theory because as an upper-class englishman of his position, he was never affected by any of the issues that this theory is concerned with. what is plainly obvious from reading both his fiction and letters is that tolkien's ideal political system was that the divinely ordained god-king would rise up and rule in perfect justice and humility; he didn't want a government, he wanted a king arthur, even though (obviously) he was aware that outcome was impossible. why is it so hard for people to accept that he was just some guy! his letters aren't a code you have to crack. no amount of arguing or tumblr-level analysis is going to one day reveal a rhetorically airtight internally consistent worldview spanning jrrt's fiction, academic work, and personal writings, thereby "solving" the question of whether he was a woke king or your conservative uncle. his ideology was extremely inconsistent because, at the end of the day, he was just some guy.

2 years ago

Me in hell after God smites me for not being straight

Me In Hell After God Smites Me For Not Being Straight

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1 year ago

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

2 months ago
YK WHAT FUCK IT

YK WHAT FUCK IT

ADIOS ENGLES

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK


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2 months ago
I Recreated The Lightners Live Sprites From The Trailer For Your Jamming Pleasure
I Recreated The Lightners Live Sprites From The Trailer For Your Jamming Pleasure
I Recreated The Lightners Live Sprites From The Trailer For Your Jamming Pleasure

I recreated the Lightners Live sprites from the trailer for your jamming pleasure

5 months ago
GO APOLLO GO
Luigi Mangione prosecutors risk 'full acquittal' after first major 'mistake': legal expert
Alternet.org
Criminal defense attorney and former Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Mark Bederow believes that prosecutors in the Luigi Mangione case

GO APOLLO GO

GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

GO APOLLO GO

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

1 year ago
I Have Hired This Fucking Thing To Stare At You

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

2 months ago

Oh thank God, I had lost it

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