ADIOS ENGLES

Everyone needs to up their game bc ain't no way that I'm in the 1% with less than 500 minutes listened to Tokyo Machine.

AGGRESSIVE ELON????

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties

This is what I tell myself when I show romantic feelings for someone

i love it when you start doing little things different & notice how much you’ve grown as a person just by that. like you from a year ago would not have handled that situation the way you are now. you’ve changed for the better. & that is so satisfying

ALLERGY ECZEMA

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

My soul belongs specifically here

Autumn in the Shire, a mood board 🍁🍂

Just found out how effective torturing my partner with unhinged resident evil head cannons are so I'm begging someone to drop at least one (preferably without 1st, 5th, or 6th game spoilers)

"It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you... that meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. They kept going because they were holding on to something."

-- J.R.R Tolkien, The Two Towers --

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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