Okay I'm Sure Everyone's Seen The Headcanon About All The School Mums Being In Love With James And Heavy

"Congratulations, by the way," Frank says.

Despite everything, James breaks out into a goofy grin. Did he know he was engaged prior to Regulus announcing it when he sent the bagel? No. Is he going to protest it? Also no.

James beams over at Frank and chirps, "Thanks!"

Love that for him

(Sorry I'm posting about this alot but I now know why people love this fic so much)

This...this is exactly right

marauders & co sexuality (and gender) headcanons (spoiler they're all gay)

James - the most bisexual who ever bisexualed (could be pan but i like the bi label better)

Remus - gay, can't really see him as bi, probably uses queer as a label tho

Sirius - gay and demisexual, alternatively remussexual / transfem nb or genderfluid

Peter - aroace or unlabeled

Lily - either a lesbian or bi with a heavy preference for women

Mary - that one girl who thought she was straight until she fell in love with a girl (turns out she's bi)

Marlene - lesbian (duh)

Dorcas - lesbian (duh)

Pandora - unlabeled, queer for sure / trans woman

Xenophilius - unlabeled / non-binary

Barty - bi, hooks up with everything that moves

Evan - probably bi, grey/demisexual

Regulus - that's a homosexual if I've ever seen one, bi only for Lily / trans man

Narcissa - (comphet) lesbian

Alice - bi

Frank - 🥁🥁🥁 the token straight !

That's everyone i have a headcanon for i think

Anyone who thinks Gale is better than Peeta, who hurt you?

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

Reblog this if you think a trans person is their identified gender even without surgeries

I need to prove a point to my stepdad. This is absolute bullshit.

So if you think a trans man can be a man without a penis or a trans woman can be a woman without a vagina, please reblogged.

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

Pandora isn't dead!!! False alarm!!

Crimson rivers spoilers below

MARLENE AND PANDORA IN ONE FUCKING CHAPTER?!!?!? REALLY!?!?!?!??!!?

"One summer night I fell asleep, hoping the world would be different when I woke. In the morning, when I opened my eyes, the world was the same."

Aristotle and Dante discover the secrets of the universe by Benjamin Alire Sàenz

Page 5, Chapter One

This is giving me Tonks talking about Remus vibes.

AND BEFORE ANYONE STARTS!

Yes, I'm a maruaders Stan and I adore Wolfstar but I still love Remus and Tonks.

In my mind, their best friends with benefits. Remus lost sirius, Tonks lost her gf (not canon). They were lonely. Remus got Tonks pregnant and since ts frowned upon to be pregnant in the wizarding world and not married, they got married and planned to raise Teddy as besties and tell him the truth when he could understand. Then they were killed and didn't get the chance to tell anyone the truth...

When I think of the years he drank, the scars on his chin, his thinning hair, his eye that still weeps decades after the blow, my knees weaken with gratitude for whatever kept him safe, whatever stopped the glass from cracking and shearing something vital, the fist from lowering, exploding an artery, pressing the clot of blood toward the back of his brain. Now, he sits calmly on the couch, reading, refusing to wear the glasses I bought him, holding the open book at arm’s length from his chest. Behind him the windows are smoky with mist and the tile floor is pushing its night chill up through the bare soles of his feet. I like to think he survived in order to find me, in order to arrive here, sober, tired from a long night of tongues and hands and thighs, music on the radio, coffee– so he could look up and see me, standing in the kitchen in his torn t-shirt, the hem of it brushing my knees, but I know it’s only luck that brought him here, luck and a love that had nothing to do with me, except that this is what we sometimes get if we live long enough, if we are patient with our lives.

“Music in the Morning”, Dorianne Laux

Part 3/3 -The Skittles

Maruaders Valkaries

Q: What are five things that make you happy?

Regulus: "The Stars. My brother, he's the first person who truly loved and cared for me. He raised me... if you tell him I said that I'll chop your head off. My Jamie, mon soleil. The piano and... old stories. Myths and fairytales and legends."

Barty: "Pissing my dad off... *Reg gives him a look* I'm joking, I'm joking. *Reg looks away* I'm not joking. I love watching kids fall. It always gives me a good little giggle. Piercings and tattoos. Oh! That fucker" *points to evan*

Evan: "things that make me happy? Blood, surgeries, dead things, funerals and barty I guess, especially when he's covered in blood."

Pandora: "I like flowers. Paint makes me happy, especially when I'm painting something pretty like flowers or sunsets or corpses or landscapes. I like regulus too. He's very... lovely. Evan is very lovely too and it also makes me happy when he hangs up my paintings. Divination is happy."

Dorcas: "Quidditch. Clothes and fashion. Marlene. Marlene makes me happy. And my friends. Regulus, Pandora,Barty, Evan and the rest of them. School. Hogwarts makes me happy cause that's were all those things are."