This...this is exactly right
James - the most bisexual who ever bisexualed (could be pan but i like the bi label better)
Remus - gay, can't really see him as bi, probably uses queer as a label tho
Sirius - gay and demisexual, alternatively remussexual / transfem nb or genderfluid
Peter - aroace or unlabeled
Lily - either a lesbian or bi with a heavy preference for women
Mary - that one girl who thought she was straight until she fell in love with a girl (turns out she's bi)
Marlene - lesbian (duh)
Dorcas - lesbian (duh)
Pandora - unlabeled, queer for sure / trans woman
Xenophilius - unlabeled / non-binary
Barty - bi, hooks up with everything that moves
Evan - probably bi, grey/demisexual
Regulus - that's a homosexual if I've ever seen one, bi only for Lily / trans man
Narcissa - (comphet) lesbian
Alice - bi
Frank - 🥁🥁🥁 the token straight !
That's everyone i have a headcanon for i think
Oh, I know, but you weren't around," Bellatrix tells him, clicking her tongue. "Oh well. All's well that ends well, I say. That's done now, yeah? He had it coming."
Who knew that Bellatrix Lestrange would be a swifty?!?!!?
She would be such a reputation/speak now girl. I did something bad is her favourite
Hi, I'm Star (that's what I'm gonna go by on here cause I'm not comfortable going by my real name).
I'm lesbian and I go by all pronouns (literally call me anything)
Sirius Black kinnie
What ill post about:
The Maruaders!
Heartstopper and the Oseman Verse
Percy Jackson (and just Rick riordan)
Brooklyn 99
Kilmore Girls
Bridgerton
Books
Taylor Swift
Olivia Rodrigo
Queen
Sabrina Carpenter
Conan Gray
Chappell Roan
Disney
Greek mythology (a bit of roman too)
The hunger games
The seven husbands of evelyn hugo and all other books by TJR
This list will be updated.
I'm always happy to make friends and am always open to talk for my mutuals.
I also try to always add people back.
He so does
Guys you have it all wrong, it’s REGULUS that has the antler hip tattoos that frame JAMES’ head when he’s on his knees in front of him.
Sirius: everyone finds different things beautiful.
Also sirius: what do you mean Remus isn't beautiful?! Come here while I fix your fucking eyes!!
"there's only one more phase to the heist! Then James and reg can live together and have 7 cats and 2 dogs"
I said with joys.
I was then shot 57 times.
Maruaders favourite books
James: Percy Jackson and the lighting thief by Rick Riordan ("it was my childhood!!")
Sirius: If this gets out by Sophie Gonzales amd Cale Dietrich ("I don't relate to falling in love with my best friend but having to keep our relationship a secret at all!")
Remus: The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller ("its historic and gay")
Peter: Loveless by Alice oseman ("Goergie and Alice helped me discover myself")
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I NEED THIS AS A FULL, LONGER THAT THE BIBLE, FLUFFY FANFIC
jamie pushes her hair away from her face. it's always messy, she can't control it. not that she wants to. it's always concealed by her hat anyway. she's sat at a red light, bike between her legs. she's gotta get to sirius' flat, sirius wants her to meet her younger sister. so she's biking across town. it's warm out, good day for biking.
the light switches and she starts biking again, flying down the street and watching all the cars go by. she doesn't see the girl she nearly crashes into. "watch it!" the girl shouts, flipping them off. jamie brakes and swings around to look at her. bloody hell, is she pretty. she's got a long white skirt and oversized band tee. sirius has one exactly like that. their hair's curly and hangs loosely to their shoulders, held back by headphones. their tote bag has the words 'i didn't really fall. i just sauntered vaguely downwards' printed on it. so pretty.
"sorry!" she yells over. "sorry, i didn't see you!"
"are you blind?" the stranger snaps. they're heading the same way. jamie just smiles at their yelling, feeling a warm blush on their face. "why are you smiling?"
"i smile a lot."
"right. and you're smiling when i'm yelling at you because-"
"yell at me more."
"bloody psychotic," the stranger passes them, walking up ahead. jamie starts biking beside them. "following me, are you?"
"well, i'm going the same way as you. sorry for nearly killing you. what's your name?"
"as if i'd tell the strange girl who just nearly killed me."
"i'm jamie."
"potter?"
"yeah! that's my last name! how'd you know?"
"i'm regina."
"you're sirius' sister?"
"yes."
"oh my god. you're pretty."
"excuse me?"
"sirius said they're prettier than you. i don't think that's true." regina purses her lips. "well, regina-"
"reggie."
"hm?"
"call me reggie."
ITS HERE!!!! ITS HERE!!!! ITS HERE!!!!
If anyone needs me I'll be in my bedroom, wrapped up like a burrito with my blue juice and sweets and percy jackson as company
AGGHHHHHH