Boxesssssss

since it's a fantasy world we are talking about, he could also be an ancient Rome style magistrate - so an elected government official of.. some kind.

I had no idea that this word has it's uses in modern day English, so when I first heard him say it, my first thought was that he's a politician

If playing bg3 has taught me anything, it's that a lot of people don't know the difference between Magiatrates and Lawyers.

Astarion says he used to be a magistrate in the city. Not a lawyer. He wasn't the one speaking to a judge on behalf of someone, HE WAS THE JUDGE.

The definition of magistrate is a civil officer or lay judge who administers the law, especially one who conducts a court that deals with minor offenses and holds preliminary hearings for more serious ones.(literally copy and pasted that definition from the dictionary)

He's not a "Your honor, respectfully, you weren't even there"

He's a "ew, this is so cringe, guilty"

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Me reading yaoi fanfics in class in 2007:

I didn't know that which country is more transfobic was a competition

But I have to give it to the US, they are waaay ahead of Russia in this one!

I just need to share with the world how our Delta Green game ended today. Even though writing in english is like torture for my brain

So, picture this scene... In the background - a mushroom cloud over what used to be a peaceful island not far from Blue Hill Bay. Four agents clinging on to a capsized boat. Hundreds of sheets of paper litter the water. Red TOP SECRET seals, MAJIC-level clearance, precious stuff, now turning into mush. Sunset. THE END!

I almost missed it

She has a knife now (unpainted)

But still no hair

Fay creature process

Not to toot my own horn but... *proceeds to toot my own horn*