Normal European Behavior From Kimi

Max and Charles in all black 🔥

Charles, Max and George | Bahrain 2024.

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The zolu I wanted in Wano:

My inspiration for this sketch is actually a dialogue from the fight between Zoro and Mihawk, when he said, and I'll be paraphrasing– that a wound on a swordsman's back would be dishonorable.

So anyways, that's Zoro with a wound on his back because he just protected Luffy. I love the idea of this happening so much because Luffy knows of that fact (wound-back-dishonorable), and it pains him 'cause he values Zoro's honor and dreams too 🥹 but sucks to be him 'cause he's Zoro's priority 😆

(yes I drew this 😆)

Norwegian Viaplay commentators saying how RBR haven’t put any top class drivers in that second Red Bull seat, and how it would be interesting to see a top class driver as Max's teammate, like Charles Leclerc.

Two more Lestappies confirmed.

Charles can match anyone’s freak.

It just so happens that Max is the freakiest of them all.

So, we—along with the rest of the grid—get to witness Charles easily matching his freak the way no one could. And it always leaves them so happy because (a) Max can fully go all out on his freak, and (b) Charles can now see just how freaky he can be.

In the voice of Gloria Pritchett, "It's a freakshow. But it's their freakshow."

Charles collecting world champions, like he has nothing better to do.

personally I don't think we as a society talk enough about charles calling pierre mon petit

wdym the lestappen lore begins with charles (CHARLES!) being so mad at losing a karting race that he finishes second, then proceeds to drive 15 year old max verstappen into a puddle full of mud in val d’argenton.

you mean to say that teenaged charles was so resentful about losing that he did something so utterly unsportsmanlike (but pettily hilarious) to spite his rival…after the race was already finished.

that max, who was told he could never lose, who was taught to anticipate everything his competitors did - was blindsided by the frustration of a boy who wanted first place just as much as he did.

you’re telling me that they raced side by side as hungry, focused young people; wheel to wheel to the finish line with nothing but their skill, the karts their families gave them, and raw ambition. that this is a core memory for them and the stuff of legend for other racers in their peer group.

then you’re telling me that the both of them made the sacrifices. raced even harder. that other people noticed and named one mad max, the other il predestinato.

you tell me that they made it to the top level of f1 - a statistical improbability, literally two of thousands and thousands who tried - and are now two of the top drivers in the entire world.

and now, they sit in front of dozens of media, millions of fans, decibels of deafening noise — and they laugh and joke about this over a decade later.

so you can try to iron out the creases, PR train the champions, teach the athletes to guard their words. you can hone both men into carefully gleaming icons.

but in their heart of hearts, they are just this: two boys, determined to get to the finish line by passing each other first.

this is my roman empire actually.

back to discuss our 171619th proof of omegalerc for the day: the way his pheromones have people acting in public

Charles is having Max's baby, but it's none of Max's business. 🤷‍♂️