Back To Discuss Our 171619th Proof Of Omegalerc For The Day: The Way His Pheromones Have People Acting

what did he say???

Do you know any charles arranged marriage fic which are dark or will make me cry for him (I don't know what I'm saying I hope you understand)

omg you actually stumped me, i honestly can't think of any, and my ao3 snooping didn't turn up anything either 😣

so sorry, love!

if anyone knows of any, please reply!

Charles admitting that the ‘inchident’ was out of pure pettiness will never not kill me

lestappen love heart as they race... you can't make this up

Am I normal about them? NO

Just when I thought no edit could ever hurt me the way the max ‘who’s afraid of little old me?’ edit hurt me

I'm a multishipper at heart when it comes to One Piece, but I can't believe I just saw some random Zosan fan on Twitter claim ZOLU content makes Zoro ooc??

Um....Zolu is the ONLY Zoro ship (yaoi or het doesn't matter) that keeps him in character for majority of the content put out.

Zosan specifically has a majority of their content reducing both Sanji & Zoro to yaoi stereotypes, but Zoro gets hit the most. I can't tell you how many times I've read a fan comic or fanfic & went "Who is this??" because they write him so ooc.

In the spirit of being fair, let me just say Lawlu has this issue too, but with Luffy! Like why is Luffy being aggressively horny to Law in most Lawlu content?? Luffy is not a person who would be overtly sexual even in scenarios where you don't headcanon him on the aroace spectrum.

Luffy wouldn't act like a horny bf from a cheesy rom com. He'd assume he & his crush were already together despite no overt romantic/sexual activities & then one random Sunday during a friendly spar session non chalantly ask said crush when they were going to do the nasty.

Then he'd get upset by said crush's confusion because "I didn't even know we were dating wtf?? We haven't even kissed!", but Luffy started saving them the last cut of meat at dinner instead of eating it himself. You think he'd do that for just anyone? You better marry him after all that sacrifice you jerk!

There's just something about fandoms taking the most popular yaoi ships & reworking each party until they are only the characters in name & erase almost everything unique about the dynamic just to keep it easy to project any & all fantasies. I've seen it time & time again. It honestly should be studied.

Norwegian Viaplay commentators saying how RBR haven’t put any top class drivers in that second Red Bull seat, and how it would be interesting to see a top class driver as Max's teammate, like Charles Leclerc.

Two more Lestappies confirmed.

One Piece but Luffy is flirty as fuck.

This boy was raised on a bar until he was seven. He spend most of his time with Shanks in said bar and idolized that man. He heard so many things.

Then he was sent to live with literal bandits and I'll be damned if those dumbasses never tried to rip off rich assholes by schmoozing em.

There is also Ace and Sabo. These three tricked restaurants into believing they were an adult man. I can't imagine Ace not taking the role a little too far and flirting with waiters. Sabo was raised rich and he never grew out of that gentelmanly passive aggressive flirtation tactics that work on rich women, whick consisted of body language and small touches on the hands, shoulders and hair. After Sabo's incident it was only two of them Luffy would sweet talk people to distract them as Ace piled up dishes from the kitchen.

Worst thing is, he doesn't even know he is doing it. He is constantly using words like: love, honey, sugar, sweetheart, etc... and his crew just gets used to it along with pecks on the cheek and pats on their shoulders, arms, cheeks, legs... They know he doesn't mean anything bad by it but their first meeting were awkward at best.

Luffy: All this heat must be getting to your pretty head, what about you come with me sugar and sail the seas?

Zoro *thinking*: I will kill this guy.

-after all the fiasco-

Luffy: What do you say, love? Ready to go?

Zoro *thinking*: Wtf? I'm... gay?

Zoro: Aye aye, captain.

Luffy *twirling a lock of Nami's hair on his fingers*: You know stealing is bad, kitten.

Nami: Listen here you fuck-

Luffy: I knew your daddy, he was a nice guy, very handsome, just like you.

Nami, Usopp: WTF MAN???

(Zoro is getting the hang of Luffy-ism at the time so he doesn't outwardly react but still feels the shiver)

Luffy: All Blue can have all the fish at the sea, if only I get to keep you, darlin'.

Sanji *panicking bc some weirdo is flirting w him*: Nu-uh. I'm into women. Go away. Go. Just go!

Luffy: *Only ever addresses Vivi as Princess*

Luffy: The real monster is my heart, can't you hear it roaring?

Chopper *a doctor*: What do YOU MEAN YOUR HEART IS ROARING?!

Luffy: Sure u can stay Mama.

Robin: *morbidly curious and entertained*

Luffy: Wow, look at those guns, baby.

Franky: *too dense to know what flirting look like*

Franky: I know right. They are SUPER.

Brook: I can't feel anything. Why? Because I'm all bones and no skin! Yohohohoho!

Luffy: Does that mean you can't feel my love for you?🥺

Brook *panicked*: Of course I feel it! Deep in my bones! Yohohohohoho...

Luffy: You can have my heart mr. tall, dark and handsome.

Law * Slightly suspicious*: No thanks.

Luffy: U sure, sweetheart? It beats for u. *Wink wink*

Law *100% suspicious*: U-huh.

Luffy *At Wano*: Kids! Daddy is back!

Crew: *Cheers*

Jimbe *Resigned after Impel Down plus Marinefors plus Mermaid Island*: Yeah kids, daddy's home!

Everyone is mortified. Straw Hats are the flirtiest bunch u will ever meet. And Shanks doesn't even know what he has created.

so charles leclerc literally kidnapped a child and we're letting it slide.

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 133

Charles: Hello people who don't live here

Jack: *Jimmy is sleeping in his lap* Hey

Kimi: *Playing FIFA* Sup

Ollie: *Playing with Nino and Leo* Hi Charles, hi Max

Isack: *Trying to hug Sassy* Hello guys

Max: Guys, we gave you a key for emergencies!

Rookies: We were out for doritos