I'm A Multishipper At Heart When It Comes To One Piece, But I Can't Believe I Just Saw Some Random Zosan

*Bullying Prevention Day at school* Teacher: Charles , what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again? Charles : Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case— Teacher: To write something to your teacher? Charles : —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school! Teacher: *internal screaming*

*The first time Max and Charles met*

Max, internally: Wow, Charles seems great, he's good-looking. Wow, I'm... kinda in love. I definitely wanna get closer with him for sure

Charles: Hi, I'm Charles Leclerc, nice to meet you

Max, to Jos: Can you get rid of him?

Charles: Well, fuck you too

Max, internally: Fucking shit, Verstappen, come on, what the fuck

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 46

Charles: What's your type?

Max: *Suddenly shy* Well brown hair, green eyes, with dimples -

Charles: *Desperately, because Max it's bleeding out (he just cut his finger a little)* MAX, YOUR FUCKING BLOOD TYPE??

Max: Oh!

Max: B positive

Charles: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP AND TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE. NOW.

Lewis: *Watching all the drama* I should have stayed in Mercedes

In honor of this incorrect quote: Quote 27

This reminds me of that one fic from ao3

what sewis has going with charles

I'll help you with omega charles agenda because just look at him his face, body literally everything screams omega and I desperately need to see him get devour by oscar and max like absolutely fucked out of his mind (even better make it dark romance)

You just know both Max and Oscar’s nights were made that they were able to be there with their omega getting his first podium of the season.

max CALM DOWN

Do you know any charles arranged marriage fic which are dark or will make me cry for him (I don't know what I'm saying I hope you understand)

omg you actually stumped me, i honestly can't think of any, and my ao3 snooping didn't turn up anything either 😣

so sorry, love!

if anyone knows of any, please reply!

🎶 I can’t believe that it’s finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your friend Steve. (And my desperate need to hold your waist.)

Du-du-du-du-du-du-du Steve. 🎶

Charles is having Max's baby, but it's none of Max's business. 🤷‍♂️

If this isn’t a metaphor for gay sex i don’t know what is