Charles: Hello people who don't live here
Jack: *Jimmy is sleeping in his lap* Hey
Kimi: *Playing FIFA* Sup
Ollie: *Playing with Nino and Leo* Hi Charles, hi Max
Isack: *Trying to hug Sassy* Hello guys
Max: Guys, we gave you a key for emergencies!
Rookies: We were out for doritos
so charles leclerc literally kidnapped a child and we're letting it slide.
the chass has everybody in a trance today, both oscar and george didn’t even try to practice shame.. mind u they’re in a public setting
Charles, Max and George | Bahrain 2024.
DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE THANK YOU.
"AS I SAID TO MAX" please we get it you yapped to him he loves you
I'm a multishipper at heart when it comes to One Piece, but I can't believe I just saw some random Zosan fan on Twitter claim ZOLU content makes Zoro ooc??
Um....Zolu is the ONLY Zoro ship (yaoi or het doesn't matter) that keeps him in character for majority of the content put out.
Zosan specifically has a majority of their content reducing both Sanji & Zoro to yaoi stereotypes, but Zoro gets hit the most. I can't tell you how many times I've read a fan comic or fanfic & went "Who is this??" because they write him so ooc.
In the spirit of being fair, let me just say Lawlu has this issue too, but with Luffy! Like why is Luffy being aggressively horny to Law in most Lawlu content?? Luffy is not a person who would be overtly sexual even in scenarios where you don't headcanon him on the aroace spectrum.
Luffy wouldn't act like a horny bf from a cheesy rom com. He'd assume he & his crush were already together despite no overt romantic/sexual activities & then one random Sunday during a friendly spar session non chalantly ask said crush when they were going to do the nasty.
Then he'd get upset by said crush's confusion because "I didn't even know we were dating wtf?? We haven't even kissed!", but Luffy started saving them the last cut of meat at dinner instead of eating it himself. You think he'd do that for just anyone? You better marry him after all that sacrifice you jerk!
There's just something about fandoms taking the most popular yaoi ships & reworking each party until they are only the characters in name & erase almost everything unique about the dynamic just to keep it easy to project any & all fantasies. I've seen it time & time again. It honestly should be studied.
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Do you maybe know if a mafia AU but also A/B/O Lestappen fic exist? lol
I’ve been thinking about how those two genres would match so well but I just can’t seem to find a fic with both!!!
Flush is an absolutely delectable mafia au and a/b/o fic, in which mafia boss Max wins Toto Wolff's omega, Charles, in a poker game.
and i have to give you a thousand thanks, my dear anon, because you just inspired me to have the most delicious idea for a dark a/b/o mafia au 😈
i just frantically outlined the entire fic in my notes app and now i'm dying to write it once my other wip are finished.
i'll dedicate it to you when i post it. so many kisses for you 😘😘😘
wdym the lestappen lore begins with charles (CHARLES!) being so mad at losing a karting race that he finishes second, then proceeds to drive 15 year old max verstappen into a puddle full of mud in val d’argenton.
you mean to say that teenaged charles was so resentful about losing that he did something so utterly unsportsmanlike (but pettily hilarious) to spite his rival…after the race was already finished.
that max, who was told he could never lose, who was taught to anticipate everything his competitors did - was blindsided by the frustration of a boy who wanted first place just as much as he did.
you’re telling me that they raced side by side as hungry, focused young people; wheel to wheel to the finish line with nothing but their skill, the karts their families gave them, and raw ambition. that this is a core memory for them and the stuff of legend for other racers in their peer group.
then you’re telling me that the both of them made the sacrifices. raced even harder. that other people noticed and named one mad max, the other il predestinato.
you tell me that they made it to the top level of f1 - a statistical improbability, literally two of thousands and thousands who tried - and are now two of the top drivers in the entire world.
and now, they sit in front of dozens of media, millions of fans, decibels of deafening noise — and they laugh and joke about this over a decade later.
so you can try to iron out the creases, PR train the champions, teach the athletes to guard their words. you can hone both men into carefully gleaming icons.
but in their heart of hearts, they are just this: two boys, determined to get to the finish line by passing each other first.
this is my roman empire actually.
max I dont care about hamilton but I wonder about Charles