James: *spits Out Drink*

Clingy Sirius is seriously clingy

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

Sirius: *flips table* IM NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM AGAIN!

Remus: *looking at Harry and Ginny* So how’s Draco and Luna

Remus: *Harry starts talking about Draco and Ginny starts talking about Luna**both with love struck faces* your going to have to tell him eventually

Harry: Yeah, but it’s sooo funny to mess with him *hands Ginny four galleons* here’s that for dinner

Ginny: That was definitely worth it.

Harry: Yeah and this is my girlfriend, Ginny

Sirius: Isn’t she Ron’s little sister?

Harry: Yeah but-

Sirius: Youre dating your best friend little sibling? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU POTTERS?! YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER HARRY GODDAMNIT

Harry: What?

Sirius: *Staring up at the sky* ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JAMES? HES TAKING AFTER YOU! YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER!

Some of my favorite dialogues from animal crossing 🌈

Here’s an Idea: Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Neville are just James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter respectfully. (This is ignoring Peter betraying all of them and Sirius going to Azkaban)

Ron is James: both grew up in loving house holds with both parents.

Harry is Sirius: neither grew up in a good situation but ended up in one with friends, they both also ran away at some point.

Hermione is Remus: both where social outcasts for most of there lives and would have preferred a book over people for most of that time.

Neville is Peter: both started of cowardly and timid and grew a sense of belonging and confidence over time.

I don’t know what emotion this is but I think it’s very funny

On Ao3 I love when writers put the tag “I wrote this instead of sleeping” because of the fact that I read this instead of sleeping

therapy is not enough i need james potter to hug me

Marauder Headcanons

Do you know how in half blood prince we learn that Severus Snape figured out an easier way to make every potion. I like to think the James Potter was the only kid who could get the potions correctly with the normal instructions to how make the potions, and that Severus started figuring out easier ways to make the potions with the same outcome so that he could do just as well as James with less work. And that every year at the beginning of the year, the three other marauders would play like a game of rock paper scissors to see who got to be James potion partner. 

The marauders never got caught for the same prank twice. If they got caught once it would never happen again at least for that prank.

The only reason Harry lived and James didn’t is because Harry only had two other friends. Harry didn’t have the equivalent of Peter and if he had something would’ve gone wrong.

Mcgonagall knew that all of the marauders were in animagi, and was really proud.

Remus was horrible at care of magical creatures. He was one of the only kids to fail that class, and it was because all the animals knew he was a werewolf in were terrified of him.

As excited James was to have a kid Sirius was even more excited to have a godkid.

The animagus parts of Sirius, James and Peter, after a while, started to impact how they acted. I don’t mean like big ways. I just mean after a while of being transformed, they would forget a little bit that they weren’t the animals still.

If anyone had a nightmare, they would go to Remus’s bed. Not because he was good at comforting them, but because he really liked the cuddles (and was really good at giving cuddles).