The Doubt Never Leaves My Mind

He’s gonna commit so many crimes

Ayo fellow Spider-Smutties

Comere lemme speak to you for a second-

I will never understand how there's so much Hobie x Spider!reader smut but there's none where they be straight up breaking the bed.

Miguel too. Cause they'll have him aggressive but like in the normal human dom way. Y'all do realize he don't even need to do all that, right?

He could have normal sex and he'd still crack your little Ikea bed in half like a popsicle stick the man is 6'9

Like these mfers are super human. You ever seen Twilight: Breaking Dawn?

The headboard should be splintering. The sheets should literally be torn to shreds. TOW UP.

The comforter should be destroyed and the nightstand too prolly

Your nightstand got nail marks on it now. Looking like a saber tooth tiger got in. I hope you not renting cause y'all should be putting holes in the walls. Breaking your dinning room table

Have the neighbors downstairs like

Where is the webbing? Them walls should be covered in webs more ways than one. Where is the web bondage? Where is it

They should be on the walls or something. Like.. they can just walk up there. 69 upsidedown is still 69 🤨

I mean if we smutting it up have at it but y'all we gotta be a little bit creative 😩

tuh At this point if ain't leaving him like this I don't want it

who gone tell her

I'm just gonna.... Leave these here....

Also, their caption

I don’t wanna grow up I want to be a teenager forever I’m freaking out

MY FRIEND’S FAMILY NEEDS HELP ESCAPING GAZA.

Yes, I already lost the earlier version of this.

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RED ALERT RED ALERT THEY HIT THE MOTHER FUCKING PENTAGON WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME SHELLY DUVAL DIED

i knew my chronic offlineness was going to catch up to me eventually

hot girls who dream have two sides either your dreams are filled with random dumb shit, or you go on week tangents of dreaming about your friends to the point where you can't look at them anymore.

gay son or thot daughter

Salt burn son or Challengers daughter

game of thrones son or house of the dragon daughter

Pjo son or harry potter daughter

CRIMSON RIVERS

Divided the fic into 4 books with these covers:

and turned each book into an epub, for Kindle, Books, Google Books, GoodReads or other digital reading platforms that aren't just ao3.

I am making no money off this and all credit goes to the original cover artist, Micah Ulrich (find them on Twitter/X). I only did the rework into a more sleek epub format. Credit for the story goes, of course, to zeppazariel/bizarrestars on Archive of Our Own.

Also, have this sick-ass Regulus edit I found on TikTok for the fic! This post encourages you to read Crimson Rivers while listening to Hozier's Unreal Unearth!

IM THE MOTHERFUCKING DANCEING QUEEN SUCK IT BITCHES